It’s 2058. My adult grandkids come over and want to play video games. I sit down on my couch and boot up my Xbox Xfinite XLine X/S 2. I boot up Skyrim Super Unreleased Re-release re-re-re-re-re-re-rerelease version 4. My son asks me if I remember when Kotaku posted and article 50 years ago about the upcoming Elder Scrolls 6 release. We laugh. We soon all die due to malnutrition from the resource wars.
I love this story because it’s obvious your son asked this during the several minute long loading screen. No matter what year it is, Bethesda games take at least a minute to load.
It’s 2058. My adult grandkids come over and want to play video games. I sit down on my couch and boot up my Xbox Xfinite XLine X/S 2. I boot up Skyrim Super Unreleased Re-release re-re-re-re-re-re-rerelease version 4. My son asks me if I remember when Kotaku posted and article 50 years ago about the upcoming Elder Scrolls 6 release. We laugh. We soon all die due to malnutrition from the resource wars.
It’s 2026, and you are literally eleven 're’s short of the current number of rereleases.
I love this story because it’s obvious your son asked this during the several minute long loading screen. No matter what year it is, Bethesda games take at least a minute to load.
this must be a pc problem that im too console coded to understand
I laughed 3 times!
I used to laugh. Until I took an arrow to the knee.
shiny metal knee 🦿