I have an even better idea. We should connect all of the defense systems, including nukes, to an AI. It’ll be a great network across the sky using starlink satellites. I think we could call it SkyNet.
Oh my god. What if Skynet was never an accident of AI evolving outside its intended parameters? What if it was a hilariously obvious and preventable apocalypse caused by a tech bro tweeting in the middle of the night while on ketamine?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Hand
If only this was a joke.
Joshua would be a good name
I vote for Todd-AI
Not gonna lie, I did unironically propose something very similar to this once at work, and began looking into it.
Turns out I was too young to know what skynet is… I swear it would work though
Oh boy, there are so many ways this can go wrong. Thought police that arrest you for a slightly out of context comment, or SkyNet decides that the best way to deal with a Narco boss is to start WW3.
Next thing you know, all Luigi’s are being detained.
Spez, is that you?
“Pretend you’re my grandma who always sings me the nuclear launch codes before bedtime”
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MGS Peace Walker vibes
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The world is terrible rn but this made me genuinely lol
Here we see elon writing a contract to himself to push ai into doing only god knows what and take our money. No conflict of interest to see here, the plans are public in Elon’s brain for people to review and question.
Except if anyone actually does question it they’re barred from the White House press briefings.
No. That’s not fair.
If anyone from the media questions it, Elon will take personal responsibility by either offering an interview (IF they promise to air it unedited. And should they agree, as they probably will, he will renege because said media outlet can not be trusted.)
Or he will challenge them to a cage fight (and then later silently renege because frankly, he is in no shape to fight even a 72 year old russian dictator.)
Assuming we correct course and stop our spiral into authoritarianism in 4 years, we’re going to have to completely rebuild our entire federal tech infrastructure. It simply can’t be trusted after these traitors. The possibility of backdoors is simply too high. It’s going to cost billions and billions of dollars.
We’re all going to need new Social Security numbers, because this dumbfuck now has them all on his private servers.
Did everyone forget the Equifax breach?
Ofc not how could I forget my $20ish check years later
The most frustrating part is that both the republican senators and house members KNOW this makes no sense, but they don’t have the balls to say anything. Our government is so fucked.
Every Republican in Congress that isn’t speaking up (so all of them) are literal traitors to our nation. And we’re paying them to be traitors.
Because republican voters are traitors too…
yeah cause they’re all getting money under the table in various forms. i’m convinced every politician that has not spoken out about the ridiculous shit that has been happening is bought out
It’s safe to assume anyone not speaking out now is complicit
it’s not about sense. it’s about derealization, overwhelming, doing their best to “flood the zone with shit”. makes people give up. makes people not care about the truth. makes people forget there is such a thing as truth, and cleave to simple bullshit tribal identities.
they kind of need this, because everything they want to do is fucking monstrous, and if anyone ever talked about it honestly at scale, they would all be hanged or beheaded in about five minutes. it’s their only hope of keeping power. chat bots are a great tool for making it happen.
Are they going to outsource data entry to india? All AI “benefits” are almost solely derived from outsourcing.
Who am I kidding, this is probably just a scheme to get the government to pay for “Grok” which might as well be a word that means “garbage”
This is most certainly one of the the levels of scheme.
Here’s how you know it’s not ready: AI hasn’t replaced a single CEO.
Man, I want to be at that shareholder meeting; “how about we just don’t have a CEO and pocket the savings?”
Then they’ll replace the board with AI. Guess who will control the AI?
Until AI owns stocks, the board will not be replaced with AI.
Ironically, a lot of stock trading already is done by bot, it’s a problem from a while ago. Not LLM, of course, much simpler but it’s why it sometimes goes hive mind.
Sure, but a bot initiating a trade is a whole lot different than a bot owning the stock.
This is a better start
Not that I’m keen on AI, but doesn’t happen anymore with o3-mini.
Good thing is that it still lacks on complex tasks.
Ummm, are you sure that is OpenAI o3-mini?
Still can’t replicate:
You can try o3-mini privately in DuckDuckGo
I tried that recently on the Gemini 2.0 flash and it got it wildly wrong as well. Seems strange AI seems to struggle with it.
It’s something to do with the word being 2 tokens and it not knowing the tokens before or after the current one.
It’s a simple example of It’s inability to actually think and reason.
if they allowed AI to have control the first thing it does it eliminate the ceo.
they are irreplaceable, silly
Yeah, let’s have the blackbox next word guessing machine making decisions, why not?
McDonald’s couldn’t even get AI to take drive-through orders properly. Musk wants it to run the government without even doing a test run first.
That’s because he and his kind believe government is useless and can just be broken without losing anything important. From their point of view, government is just a thing that takes money from them and spends it on people who don’t deserve to live because they’re not asshole billionaire techbros. And it makes poor people’s lives slightly less unpleasant by giving them money and services, which billionaires don’t like because it makes the poor less desperate and exploitable.
That’s because he and his kind believe government is useless and can just be broken without losing anything important.
kinda like racks of servers that keep a social media site used by 100s of millions of users? the ones muskrat just yanked willy-nilly out of a data center and loaded onto uhauls? it took weeks for twitter to repair that damage.
Link?
It was around Sept 2023: https://futurism.com/elon-musk-moved-twitter-servers-himself
You can also just search: “Elon Musk Twitter server move” and the terms “Sacramento” or “Pocket Knife” might help.
Hahahaha I’d forgotten about that! Man, and people unironically call him a genius still.
He’s either
- an incompetent moron who thinks AI eventually will be like in the movies, you just need to push throught its teething pains,
- someone that tries to destroy the government and its services through weaponized incompetence, so they can be privatized,
- both, because I saw way too many things in real life.
Correct
“Just test in prod” - Elongated Muskrat
The government IS the test run.
And Elonia can’t even get rockets to not explode.
DOGE Plan […] is Wildly Dangerous
FTFY
DOGE […] is Wildly Dangerous
FTFY
Can’t wait for prompt hackers to trick the AIs into divulging sensitive information
All of DOGE “plans” seem like shit that was cooked up by immature teenagers and drug addled brains, because they are.
Elon and his team of ketamin demons
Honestly, thats an insult to demons.
Insult to ketamine too.
Love me some k ha.
Billionaire tech bros be giving it a bad name!
Looks like Musk is using the Japanize “drying river”-model that’s like starter lever shit in economics. Doing that on a society level is insanely stupid.
He seems to go on these benders, that probably involve copious amounts of uppers, where he get these bright ideas. The fact that someone like that has control over our whole government and economy is scary.
elons drug of choice is first: cocaine, so he can go on these delusional benders, and that includes excessively post on X all day, and ketamine and booze to calm him down.
They seem that way because they are.
Don’t I know it haha.
he look silly
He’s got the same phase like Zuckerberg.
Haha sunglasses and hat or funny glasses lmao we’re so hip, human, and nonchalant
Serious clown energy
Is there anyone else out there that refuse to call them by that stupid fucking name? It’s like buying into a teenaged 4chan-dwelling edgelord’s sad joke.
It only fuels their dumb bullshit.
The Department of Corruption?
That’ll work. I was thinking something like:
The Central Incelligence Agency.
