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Funny@sh.itjust.worksbystenAanden@feddit.dk
2 months

Dogs online

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    • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
      2 months

      Dogs are sentient. Maybe they mean sapient?

        • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
          2 months

          One of the most common incorrectly used words and a pet peeve of mine. Star Trek certainly hasn’t helped!

            • Kalothar@lemmy.ca
              2 months

              I guess we all make mistakes Mr. “Once of”

                • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                  2 months

                  We do, and thanks for the correction, but this isn’t a typo, it’s the complete misuse of a word.

                    • Kalothar@lemmy.ca
                      2 months

                      Haha sorry, I was just joking, definitely agree with you

                • fartographer@lemmy.world
                  2 months

                  Salient?

                    • Deacon@lemmy.world
                      2 months

                      Soylent?

                        • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                          2 months

                          ¿Soy lent?

                    • lasta@piefed.worldEnglish
                      2 months

                      The funniest part of this is the poster suggesting that dogs are not sentient.

                      • Klear@quokk.auEnglish
                        2 months

                        Dogs are sentient.

                          • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                            2 months

                            my dog isn’t

                              • 0ops@piefed.zipEnglish
                                2 months

                                Dogs are sentient, except that one

                            • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldEnglish
                              2 months

                              My dog loves chocolate I give him a bit every time I eat it.

                                • Curious_Canid@piefed.caEnglish
                                  2 months

                                  Chocolate is poisonous to dogs! They usually love to eat it, but enough will kill them.

                                  Please, for the sake of your dog, check with your vet for details.

                                  • ttyybb@lemmy.world
                                    2 months

                                    Once my dog ate an entire bag of dove chocolate from the pantry when we were out.

                                      • Deacon@lemmy.world
                                        2 months

                                        I can do that easily.

                                      • Deacon@lemmy.world
                                        2 months

                                        My cats fave food is onion rings

                                        (Don’t feed your cats onions)

                                          • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldEnglish
                                            2 months

                                            My cat is a vegan.

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