• I’m still super impressed by homie doing this all on his own. Rest in power homie, wish you sought out professional help.

  • Oh crap, why didn’t you tell me this earlier?

  • “Does anyone else find it weird that all the Linux users were born on Jan 1st, 1970?”

  • “You wouldn’t ssk to put age verification on a Bible would you mister representative?”

    • If those people actually read the bible, they would never let a child near it.

      • If they actually read the Bible, they would never let a child near it go near a child.

        ftfy

  • Yeah, and I’d say it’s a bit questionable whether California even has jurisdiction over revelations from God himself.

    Also, I don’t think it does networking and app stores 😄

    • there is a networking module in the Shrine fork. i think its internal name is “heretic” as it is against god’s will.

  • TempleOS would fall under the laws

    So would DOS and Windows 95, but those haven’t had any updates in a couple years. Surely they’ll be updated to comply.

    • FreeDOS’ latest version is from 2025. Guess they would be required to comply. They don’t even have user accounts…

  • SystemD is only adding the possibility to store an age for the user, and the PR is being debated still

    • 14 hours

      If I ever find systemd-ageverificationd on my computer I’m nuking it

    • I think the point people are making here is why does systemd need to store an age for the user.

        • Define “location data”.

          Systemd stores location data for unit files, it does not store geo lookup data. Again, why does systemd need to store user age?

          • It can store your location data (i.e City/Address), because this service is specifically a user database. The systemd init isn’t storing your age anytime son.

    • Why would a glorified scheduling service need to store my birthday? Or age. Am I soon supposed to show/store my ID to all services running on my computer?

      • An equally valid question is why does a glorified scheduling service want to act as my UEFI boot manager?

      • The systemd service in question is probably already managing your accounts (if you’ve got systemd, that is)

    • Trojan horse, so to speak.

      Preemtive capitulation is a loss for everyone but the fascists.

    • Good way to lose your market share overnight

      • Ah yes, systemd is gonna lose so many sales over this, they’re gonna have to lower their monthly subscription price from $0.00 to a measly $0.00