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Funny@sh.itjust.worksbyNusm@peachpie.theatl.social
3 months

I Will Always Find You

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    • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
      3 months

      Anyone that’s ever had a stalker or crazy-ex kniws that the one with hearts is the real threat. The bottom one is just metal and cool.

        • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
          3 months

          Haven’t had to remember it for awhile. But the freakiest shit I ever got was a stuffed wolf that howled and a flowery note with hearts that said “You’ll be mine” left in my mailbox.

          At first I thought it was from my girlfriend at the time. I found out it wasn’t her, and she was disturbed by it. To this day I still don’t know who left it for me. I had some suspicions, but that was like 20+ and I’ll never find out now.

          Anyhow came rolling back into my memory banks and gave me a chill.

            • ttyybb@lemmy.world
              3 months

              What do you even do there?

                • Fmstrat@lemmy.world
                  3 months

                  Instructions unclear. Pet wolf, change name to Mine.

            • sbv@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
              3 months

              It took a few listens for me to realize how creepy Every Breath You Take is.

                • dohpaz42@lemmy.worldEnglish
                  3 months

                  A lot of older songs are super creepy by our modern standards.

                    • Lvxferre [he/him]@mander.xyz
                      3 months

                      That one was made to be creepy. Sting (who wrote it) once said to the BBC that “the song is very, very sinister and ugly. And people have actually misinterpreted it as being a gentle little love song, when it’s quite the opposite.” and that “I didn’t realise at the time how sinister it is. I think I was thinking of Big Brother, of surveillance and control.”

                    • kungfuratte@feddit.orgEnglish
                      3 months

                      Have some fun with The Beatles’ “Run For Your Life” … https://genius.com/The-beatles-run-for-your-life-lyrics 😱

                    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
                      3 months

                      One way,

                      Or another,

                      I’m gonna find you,

                      I’m gonna get you, get you, get you!

                        • Elgenzay@lemmy.ml
                          3 months

                          Just imagined this as a death metal song

                            • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
                              3 months

                              I’d be surprised if a death metal cover of it didn’t already exist.

                          • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldEnglish
                            3 months

                            It’s more creepy with the script font. At least with the bottom one, the threat is clear and obvious.

                            • Random_Character_A@lemmy.world
                              3 months

                              So every email in comic sans. Got it.

                                • Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zonedeleted by creatorEnglish
                                  1 month

                                  deleted by creator

                                • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                  3 months

                                  • gergo@lemmy.world
                                    3 months

                                    DLSS off ; DLSS on

                                    • Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                                      3 months

                                      My doctor’s handwriting when writing a romantic note:

                                      • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                        3 months

                                        Meet me in Montauk

                                        • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
                                          3 months

                                          I’m not following how those heart placements are worked into the font. They appear kind of random.

                                            • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
                                              3 months

                                              I don’t think they’re font. I think they’re frill (my autocarrot kept insisting frijol, which means bean. Is my keyboard a shitposter?)

                                                • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
                                                  3 months

                                                  Yes, I know. I was pointing out that it’s not a 1:1 comparison.

                                              • Lvxferre [he/him]@mander.xyz
                                                3 months

                                                Yandere: “por que no los dos?”

                                                • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
                                                  3 months

                                                  The former is scary too, it’s just scary in a “why will you not take no for an answer‽” way

                                                    • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                      3 months

                                                      Signed,

                                                      A Pool Hall Ace

                                                        • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
                                                          3 months

                                                          Well now I’m wondering why an asexual isn’t respecting my boundaries, especially one who hangs out in different sorts of venues from me

                                                            • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                              3 months

                                                              (I was referencing the stalkerish lyrics of I’ll Be Watching You by The Police)

                                                        • M0oP0o@mander.xyz
                                                          3 months

                                                          At least it is not comic sans

                                                            • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                              3 months

                                                                • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
                                                                  3 months

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