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Funny@sh.itjust.worksbycm0002@europe.pub
9 days

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    • arctanthrope@lemmy.world
      9 days

      actually, according to color theory, this brownish yellow is reminiscent of precious metals, like gold or brass, which symbolize wealth and prosperity

      (context for those who need it)

        • huppakee@piefed.socialEnglish
          9 days

          actually, according to colour theory, context matters.

          • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
            9 days

            Welp, precious metal looks like you having the worst diarrhea and the toilet leaking.

              • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
                8 days

                with respect, worst runs clear

                i swear i was like a leaky goddamned firehose

                  • DancingBear@midwest.social
                    4 days

                    As you were, I am, and may we all shall be

              • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldEnglish
                9 days

                Piss puddle rug aside, what’s great about this is the small hand wash sink. So many designers just put the toilet in a closet without a sink.

                Also, also guys, just sit down to pee if you’re not at a urinal. No one is watching you, no one will make fun of you.

                  • man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world
                    9 days

                    Sometimes I’m too lazy to sit down though.

                      • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz
                        9 days

                        Sitting down is like the second laziest thing you can do.

                          • Atropos@lemmy.world
                            9 days

                            Yeah, that’s why I lie down to pee

                            • dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                              9 days

                              deleted by creator

                            • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
                              8 days

                              when your buttholes are blasting so hard you’re making a puddle that color why are you standing? I mean this loses its joy after the first year

                            • LurkingLuddite@piefed.socialEnglish
                              9 days

                              The toilet in an isolated room is good, though. Keep all those poo particles more contained.

                              • [deleted]@piefed.worldEnglish
                                9 days

                                Sometimes it is easier to drain the whole bladder standing up.

                                  • Madison420@lemmy.world
                                    9 days

                                    You should get your prostate checked.

                                      • village604@adultswim.fanEnglish
                                        9 days

                                        Some people already know they have an enlarged prostate.

                                      • LurkingLuddite@piefed.socialEnglish
                                        9 days

                                        Bet.

                                      • ryannathans@aussie.zoneEnglish
                                        9 days

                                        Cupboard above the loo too

                                          • Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works
                                            9 days

                                            Ah, the infamous Double Upper Decker, the skybox seating of feces related pranks.

                                          • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
                                            8 days

                                            and you get to rest your legs. who wants to be standing all day

                                          • agavaa@lemmy.world
                                            9 days

                                            Why would you want a piss rug in the first place?

                                              • JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                9 days

                                                I thought it’s a diarrhea rug.

                                                  • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                    8 days

                                                    Same

                                                      • Axeman666@sh.itjust.works
                                                        8 days

                                                    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
                                                      9 days

                                                      So you can’t see the real piss on the floor.

                                                        • agavaa@lemmy.world
                                                          8 days

                                                          I was about to say it’s easier to wash tiles that a rug, but realized “out off sight, out of mind” is probably the actual strategy here.

                                                        • pyre@lemmy.world
                                                          8 days

                                                          it was probably white when they bought it

                                                        • jrwperformance @lemmy.world
                                                          9 days

                                                          The piss puddle edition floor mat!

                                                            • AeronMelon@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                              9 days

                                                              Pretty sure one of The Sims games has that.

                                                              • nomad@infosec.pub
                                                                9 days

                                                                That rug used to be white you know…

                                                              • InnerScientist@lemmy.world
                                                                9 days

                                                                The designer bought a white rug, the customer bough cheap takeout.

                                                                • Big Baby Thor@sopuli.xyz
                                                                  9 days

                                                                  Ah yes, a pissmat - a pissmat.

                                                                  • wuffah@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                    9 days

                                                                    $25k bathroom, $15 rug:

                                                                    • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz
                                                                      9 days

                                                                      Rug looks like crap, totally does not tie the room together.

                                                                        • MohamedMoney@feddit.orgEnglish
                                                                          9 days

                                                                          Donny, you’re out of your element

                                                                            • IronBird@lemmy.world
                                                                              9 days

                                                                              i am the walrus

                                                                          • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works
                                                                            9 days

                                                                            Oh gawd. The claustrophobia. C’mon, that’s a serious medical condition. Architect really needs to runny over the floor plans again. Accidents can happen in such a smell sq. ft. area. That’s dire- yeah… dire straights of a design choice so it’s not gonna blow-over with the user.

                                                                              • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
                                                                                8 days

                                                                                i mean if you need a hand rail but don’t need a wheelchair that’s just the right width tho. just gotta put in a mirror along one entire long wall upper half to open it up

                                                                              • Broadfern@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                9 days

                                                                                Sims-ass bathroom

                                                                                • waigl@lemmy.world
                                                                                  9 days

                                                                                  Is this about that throw-rug that looks like a toilet overflow? Or about the fact that the shower and toilet seem to be in the same place?

                                                                                    • arctanthrope@lemmy.world
                                                                                      9 days

                                                                                      there’s no shower. the hose thing is for cleaning your ass, like a bidet, if that’s what you’re referring to

                                                                                        • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                                                          9 days

                                                                                          How can you guarantee that all that water ends up in the toilet? Plus there’s no drain in the room. And there’s a fucking shag rug that’ll get soaked with poo water

                                                                                            • waigl@lemmy.world
                                                                                              9 days

                                                                                              And there’s a fucking shag rug that’ll get soaked with poo water

                                                                                              At least then it’ll be what it looks like.

                                                                                                • Davel23@fedia.io
                                                                                                  9 days

                                                                                                  Plot twist: It’s actually a white rug.

                                                                                                • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
                                                                                                  9 days

                                                                                                  Same way that you usually guarantee that all the poop and pee ends up in the toilet

                                                                                                    • IronBird@lemmy.world
                                                                                                      9 days

                                                                                                      take a blacklight into this bathroom of yours

                                                                                                        • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works
                                                                                                          9 days

                                                                                                            • Carl@sh.itjust.works
                                                                                                              8 days

                                                                                                              I love that YouTube short.

                                                                                                            • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
                                                                                                              9 days

                                                                                                              That’s not my bathroom.

                                                                                                          • MolochHorridus@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                                                                            9 days

                                                                                                            The shower is not the problem here.

                                                                                                          • waigl@lemmy.world
                                                                                                            9 days

                                                                                                            Oops.

                                                                                                          • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
                                                                                                            9 days

                                                                                                            That’s a butt sprayer

                                                                                                              • SpacePanda@mander.xyz
                                                                                                                9 days

                                                                                                                Yummmmm space noodles.

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