- FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.worldEnglish14 minutes
Wouldn’t be surprised if, somewhere among these tens of thousands laid off this year so far, there’s another Luigi willing to go full old school Teamster.
- cAUzapNEAGLb@lemmy.worldEnglish6 hours
Does he try to look like the devil, or does that apperance just like, manifest itself after doing enough evil?
- 4 hours
WTF I can’t believe thats a real photo. It looks like someone cut two heads in half and then swapped halves before squishing them back together.
- 6 hours
I was thinking the dark side version of president skroob
- NekoKoneko@lemmy.worldEnglish4 hours
If you’re evil nowadays, you can just buy a Mar-a-lago face to short circuit the whole process.
6 hoursNeeds more Bobby Kotick, with a dash of that evil sham pastor who actually looks like the devil.
- cmbabul@lemmy.worldEnglish22 minutes
This is somehow both an insult to Tony Stark and Walmart. At least Walmart is just old fashioned business bastard evil and not, to my knowledge, apocalyptic techno-feudalist with immorality aspirations that belong in anime or comic books and a fucked up mannequin face
I was going for cheap rip off version of Tony stark based on looks
- cmbabul@lemmy.worldEnglish57 seconds
Ah my bad, I would’ve thought that was Great Value Tony Stark
Edit: Clover Valley Tony Stark would be the Dollar Store variety
- DrCake@lemmy.worldEnglish5 hours
I can’t believe Oracle has 10,000 employees to begin with. What the hell are they doing that even needs that many people to begin with?
- VeryVito@lemmy.mlEnglish5 hours
Writing iron-clad, deal-with-the-devil level contracts that cannot be broken by mere customers. And nipping open-source projects in the bud via mergers and acquisitions.
- 4 hours
These bastards grifted $300 million dollars from my state to build a single website for the Healthcare exchange after the ACA was passed. It never once worked and was scrapped for the federal government’s own version immediately after its “release.” To be fair, I also blame our state leaders for this as even your average moron could see this coming from a mile away. Even if it did work, who the fuck would spend 1/3 of a billion dollars to build a webpage.
- flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyzEnglish2 hours
Firing 30,000 of them. You can’t fire people if you don’t hire them in the first place. And as you all know stock price jumps after big layoffs.
- MonkderVierte@lemmy.zipEnglish5 hours
Yeah, just like the other comment: likely mostly lawyers, lobbyists and trolls of all colors.
- allywilson@lemmy.mlEnglish6 hours
When they renamed 23c to 23ai I cringed so hard. You don’t install the DB and get an AI, you get an empty DB that has vectors.
- partial_accumen@lemmy.worldEnglish5 hours
I mean, that wasn’t the first rename for silly reasons. There is a long tradition of this for Oracle DB naming. That “c” in 23c meant “cloud”. Nothing about the DB 23c required it to installed or run in the cloud. That was in 2012 with DB 12c. Before that in 2003 it was “g” in DB 10g for “grid” (remember the grid computing hype?). Before that in 1998 it was “i” in DB 8i for “internet”.
