otter@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
2 monthsShe could’ve made a killing as a domme, for sure. With that whole Ringu thing going on? Yup.
- 2 months
You can’t prove that. There is nobody alive to testify that they “tried and failed”
- 2 months
Because women swooning over men is called sexual liberation, but men swooning over women is called chauviny…
Don’t blame me, I don’t make the rules…
- 2 months
I’m not disagreeing with you, but if you think that double-standard isn’t present in some circles of the internet then you obviously haven’t encountered many keyboard-feminists…
Wildmimic@anarchist.nexusEnglish
2 monthsShe was arrested in connection to the murder of her boyfriend, i would say that counts as tried and failed.
- 2 months
I always imagined that women would make the best assassins. People tend to put their guard down when there is a pretty girl around. And they can get men alone. They all just so happen to get heart attacks around her. She’s that good!
- bazovanyi@sh.itjust.worksEnglish2 months
Just these weekends saw Butch Classify and Sundance kid for the first time. Great movie
Now the Sting is definitely gonna be my next movie to watch!
- 2 months
Yeah… I will go along with a lot of shit if I think there’s a chance I’m going to get laid. Pretty lady assassin is definitely the way to go if anyone is looking to have me killed.
- 2 months
On NPR one time there was a spy on a program, and they said spies almost never carry weapons, and when they do it’s usually a woman because people don’t expect it and also there is such a huge taboo about touching a woman’s purse that they can put it there and be safe.
- Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.caEnglish2 months
Old article, but I do wonder, was she paid less than her male hitman contemporaries?
TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldEnglish
2 monthsMaybe the opposite, if they’re fewer and more effective in certain cases.
- 2 months
Hitwoman: (shoots dual machine guns out the window)
Me: (Cooking chili) Heh. This is SO us.- 2 months
dual machine guns out the window are a really great way to lose both your arms
- TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zipEnglish2 months
The women in the photo is allegedly not “La Muñeca” she is Nayeli Paola Suárez and had no criminal records.
TLDR: There is a chance…
- hayvan@piefed.worldEnglish2 months
She needs to work on her not-being-caught skills, that needs fixing.
- 2 months
“Yes, officer. I am her lawyer. I need to give her these papers and this hand-drawn map describing her legal exit strategy.”
𝕒 𝕗𝕖𝕨 𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕣…

- youcantreadthis@quokk.auEnglish2 months
Thats a realky good point. I also probably need to be better at violence looking at what the next few years are gonna be. We could teach each other so much.
- 2 months
From the news article someone linked:
The woman was allegedly second-in-command in the Los de la M gang, where she was supposedly known for her precise aim and skill with firearms. She gained a reputation due to multiple incidents across Colombia, according to local newspaper Diario del Norte.
She was arrested alongside alleged accomplices “Gorda Sicaria” or “Fat Hitwoman” and a man called “Leopoldo” on Dec. 1 in connection to the murder of her ex-boyfriend Deyvy Jesús García Palomino on July 23. Police said Rodriguez allegedly told Deyvy to meet her to settle a money issue, but once he arrived two men drove by on a motorcycle and shot him.
Details unclear but seems like stereotypical gangster stuff
- youcantreadthis@quokk.auEnglish2 months
So she needs help with creativityand not getting caught. I can fix her!
















