- 7 minutes
Sydney Bristow lives rent-free in my head. We both use the same bank branch, the same grocery store lane, visit the same yogurt hut, enjoy ube ice-cream straight outta the carton. And discover we have the same hobby of expensive tactical flashlights.
- OldGrayDog@fedinsfw.appEnglish20 minutes
If she was to dye her hair blonde and dressed like a Russian model maybe drumpf might be attracted to her and well you know… solve a few of the US’s problems.
- 44 minutes
I don’t want to fix her I want to show her killing for money isn’t as satisfying as killing the money.
I always imagined that women would make the best assassins. People tend to put their guard down when there is a pretty girl around. And they can get men alone. They all just so happen to get heart attacks around her. She’s that good!
- 3 hours
Hitwoman: (shoots dual machine guns out the window)
Me: (Cooking chili) Heh. This is SO us. 
4 hoursShe could’ve made a killing as a domme, for sure. With that whole Ringu thing going on? Yup.
She was arrested in connection to the murder of her boyfriend, i would say that counts as tried and failed.
- 4 hours
You can’t prove that. There is nobody alive to testify that they “tried and failed”
- hayvan@piefed.worldEnglish2 hours
She needs to work on her not-being-caught skills, that needs fixing.
