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Funny@sh.itjust.worksbystenAanden@feddit.dk
2 months

Fixing her

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    • StillAlive@piefed.worldEnglish
      2 months

      Women in men dominated field 🥰🥰🥰

        • otter@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
          2 months

          She could’ve made a killing as a domme, for sure. With that whole Ringu thing going on? Yup.

            • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works
              2 months

              More like Asami in Audition…
              chi chi chi chi

              • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
                2 months

                Sadako?

                  • DisgruntledGorillaGang@reddthat.comdeleted by creator
                    2 months

                    Its spelled Sudoku.

              • inkblade@lemmy.world
                2 months

                How would you know if you don’t try?

                  • Bazell@lemmy.zip
                    2 months

                    They could have tried already and failed.

                      • abbadon420@sh.itjust.works
                        2 months

                        You can’t prove that. There is nobody alive to testify that they “tried and failed”

                          • FireRetardant@lemmy.world
                            2 months

                            If women can swoon over serial killers, why not men over hitwomen

                              • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
                                2 months

                                Because women swooning over men is called sexual liberation, but men swooning over women is called chauviny…

                                Don’t blame me, I don’t make the rules…

                                  • Triasha@lemmy.world
                                    2 months

                                    Bullshit. Everyone is entitled to their toxic crush.

                                      • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
                                        2 months

                                        I’m not disagreeing with you, but if you think that double-standard isn’t present in some circles of the internet then you obviously haven’t encountered many keyboard-feminists…

                                          • Triasha@lemmy.world
                                            2 months

                                            Nah I don’t deny it. people can be awful.

                                  • OrteilGenou@lemmy.world
                                    2 months

                                    Amateurs

                                    • Wildmimic@anarchist.nexusEnglish
                                      2 months

                                      She was arrested in connection to the murder of her boyfriend, i would say that counts as tried and failed.

                                        • zaph@sh.itjust.works
                                          2 months

                                          He ain’t me

                                          • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
                                            2 months

                                            she fixed him alright.

                                      • Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world
                                        2 months

                                        I don’t want to fix her, I want her to make me worse

                                          • Klear@quokk.auEnglish
                                            2 months

                                            Probably not easy either

                                              • Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world
                                                2 months

                                                It’s actually very easy. Imma good boy

                                            • monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world
                                              2 months

                                              I always imagined that women would make the best assassins. People tend to put their guard down when there is a pretty girl around. And they can get men alone. They all just so happen to get heart attacks around her. She’s that good!

                                                • makeshiftreaper@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                  2 months

                                                  That’s a plot point in The Sting

                                                    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
                                                      2 months

                                                      And Killing Eve

                                                      • bazovanyi@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                        2 months

                                                        Just these weekends saw Butch Classify and Sundance kid for the first time. Great movie

                                                        Now the Sting is definitely gonna be my next movie to watch!

                                                      • lightnsfw@reddthat.com
                                                        2 months

                                                        Yeah… I will go along with a lot of shit if I think there’s a chance I’m going to get laid. Pretty lady assassin is definitely the way to go if anyone is looking to have me killed.

                                                          • P00ptart@lemmy.world
                                                            2 months

                                                            hint hint

                                                          • saimen@feddit.org
                                                            2 months

                                                            https://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2020/03/the-teenage-girls-who-seduced-and-killed-nazis/

                                                            • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
                                                              2 months

                                                              They also lured soldiers to the woods under the pretense of a romantic overture and then killed them. Oversteegen would approach the soldiers in taverns and bars and ask them to “go for a stroll” in the forest.

                                                                • zarkanian@sh.itjust.works
                                                                  2 months

                                                                  Oh, cool. I knew about Sophie Scholl, but I didn’t know about her.

                                                                    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
                                                                      2 months

                                                                      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hannie_Schaft is probably more famous.

                                                                  • Eric@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                                                    2 months

                                                                    On NPR one time there was a spy on a program, and they said spies almost never carry weapons, and when they do it’s usually a woman because people don’t expect it and also there is such a huge taboo about touching a woman’s purse that they can put it there and be safe.

                                                                  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.caEnglish
                                                                    2 months

                                                                    Old article, but I do wonder, was she paid less than her male hitman contemporaries?

                                                                      • zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                                        2 months

                                                                        No one escapes the glass ceiling.

                                                                        • anugeshtu@lemmy.world
                                                                          2 months

                                                                          They probably need some high paid women as “executives”

                                                                          • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                            2 months

                                                                            Maybe the opposite, if they’re fewer and more effective in certain cases.

                                                                          • saltnotsugar@lemmy.world
                                                                            2 months

                                                                            Hitwoman: (shoots dual machine guns out the window)
                                                                            Me: (Cooking chili) Heh. This is SO us.

                                                                              • IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf
                                                                                2 months

                                                                                dual machine guns out the window are a really great way to lose both your arms

                                                                              • ramenshaman@lemmy.world
                                                                                2 months

                                                                                I don’t want to fix her, I want her to ruin me.

                                                                                • MushuChupacabra@piefed.worldEnglish
                                                                                  2 months

                                                                                  Fucking monsters.

                                                                                  I love her just the way she is.

                                                                                  • baatliwala@lemmy.world
                                                                                    2 months

                                                                                    Can I ask her to fix some billionaires tho

                                                                                      • Hadriscus@jlai.lu
                                                                                        2 months

                                                                                        Now we’re talking…

                                                                                        • Hakuso@scribe.disroot.org
                                                                                          2 months

                                                                                          This is the way.

                                                                                        • TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zipEnglish
                                                                                          2 months

                                                                                          The women in the photo is allegedly not “La Muñeca” she is Nayeli Paola Suárez and had no criminal records.

                                                                                          TLDR: There is a chance…

                                                                                          • Bazell@lemmy.zip
                                                                                            2 months

                                                                                            Skill issue?

                                                                                            • psx_crab@lemmy.zipEnglish
                                                                                              2 months

                                                                                              Don’t worry, i’m a mechanic.

                                                                                              • youcantreadthis@quokk.auEnglish
                                                                                                2 months

                                                                                                What needs fixing? Why was she caught?

                                                                                                  • hayvan@piefed.worldEnglish
                                                                                                    2 months

                                                                                                    She needs to work on her not-being-caught skills, that needs fixing.

                                                                                                      • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works
                                                                                                        2 months

                                                                                                        “Yes, officer. I am her lawyer. I need to give her these papers and this hand-drawn map describing her legal exit strategy.”

                                                                                                        𝕒 𝕗𝕖𝕨 𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕣…

                                                                                                        • youcantreadthis@quokk.auEnglish
                                                                                                          2 months

                                                                                                          Thats a realky good point. I also probably need to be better at violence looking at what the next few years are gonna be. We could teach each other so much.

                                                                                                        • chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                                                                          2 months

                                                                                                          From the news article someone linked:

                                                                                                          The woman was allegedly second-in-command in the Los de la M gang, where she was supposedly known for her precise aim and skill with firearms. She gained a reputation due to multiple incidents across Colombia, according to local newspaper Diario del Norte.

                                                                                                          She was arrested alongside alleged accomplices “Gorda Sicaria” or “Fat Hitwoman” and a man called “Leopoldo” on Dec. 1 in connection to the murder of her ex-boyfriend Deyvy Jesús García Palomino on July 23. Police said Rodriguez allegedly told Deyvy to meet her to settle a money issue, but once he arrived two men drove by on a motorcycle and shot him.

                                                                                                          Details unclear but seems like stereotypical gangster stuff

                                                                                                            • youcantreadthis@quokk.auEnglish
                                                                                                              2 months

                                                                                                              So she needs help with creativityand not getting caught. I can fix her!

                                                                                                          • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
                                                                                                            2 months

                                                                                                            But I can die trying.

                                                                                                              • Mister_Hangman@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                2 months

                                                                                                                I mean, can’t we all die trying?

                                                                                                              • Dasus@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                2 months

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