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Funny@sh.itjust.worksbystenAanden@feddit.dk
2 hours

Fixing her

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    • Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world
      46 minutes

      I don’t want to fix her, I want her to make me worse

      • saltnotsugar@lemmy.world
        14 minutes

        Hitwoman: (shoots dual machine guns out the window)
        Me: (Cooking chili) Heh. This is SO us.

        • MushuChupacabra@piefed.worldEnglish
          14 minutes

          Fucking monsters.

          I love her just the way she is.

          • StillAlive@piefed.worldEnglish
            2 hours

            Women in men dominated field 🥰🥰🥰

              • otter@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                56 minutes

                She could’ve made a killing as a domme, for sure. With that whole Ringu thing going on? Yup.

              • Reisen@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                41 minutes

                i would make her worse

                • [object Object]@lemmy.ca
                  3 minutes

                  You don’t know who you’re dealing with, don’t ever tell me what I can’t do!

                  DON’T EVER TELL ME WHAT I CAN’T Do!

                  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQFhbQuBEf8&t=59

                  • inkblade@lemmy.world
                    2 hours

                    How would you know if you don’t try?

                      • Bazell@lemmy.zip
                        2 hours

                        They could have tried already and failed.

                          • abbadon420@sh.itjust.works
                            1 hour

                            You can’t prove that. There is nobody alive to testify that they “tried and failed”

                              • FireRetardant@lemmy.world
                                42 minutes

                                If women can swoon over serial killers, why not men over hitwomen

                              • OrteilGenou@lemmy.world
                                1 hour

                                Amateurs

                            • Bazell@lemmy.zip
                              2 hours

                              Skill issue?

                              • Jessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                                51 minutes

                                This doll wants to play…with you 🔪🔪🔪

                                • youcantreadthis@quokk.auEnglish
                                  1 hour

                                  What needs fixing? Why was she caught?

                                  • psx_crab@lemmy.zipEnglish
                                    2 hours

                                    Don’t worry, i’m a mechanic.

                                    • Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                                      1 hour

                                      Protect the dolls

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