• cantankerous_cashew@lemmy.worldEnglish
    6 hours

    Dead on arrival. Especially so if it runs android and invasively slurps up all your personal data for “training”. Now where have we seen this before?

    • IratePirate@feddit.orgEnglish
      30 minutes

      Now where have we seen this before?

      But you already said “Android”…

    • T156@lemmy.worldEnglish
      3 hours

      Who doesn’t like their phone charging them by the word?

  • Jaybird@lemmy.worldEnglish
    15 hours

    Its interesting that AI is so “mainstream” even though practically no-one wants it.

    It’s bad all-around at the moment. Simply not ready for use. People see and recognize that. Yet still… It’s pushed into us. Why?

    • PlantJam@lemmy.worldEnglish
      13 hours

      But it’s going to be amazing! Incredible capabilities are just 6-12 months away!

      Why all these products and implementations and spending can’t wait for those capabilities to be real is beyond me.

      • Jaybird@lemmy.worldEnglish
        6 hours

        There is potential. We all agree. There is something cool here. But not as a add-on in notepad, or to have an extra button on my keyboard, loose waaaay to much water and electricity to the servers etc etc…

        Make it work well and have a an actual use case before pushing it so hard expecting everyone ELSE to find a use case all the while playing YOU for that “pleasure”

  • cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
    20 hours

    Sure, go for it. Throw everything at the wall, see what sticks. I personally don’t need an alarm that is only is right some of the time and apologizes when it wakes me up an hour late, but to each their own.

    • frongt@lemmy.zipEnglish
      19 hours

      Sorry boss, my AI alarm clock hallucinated the time zone, then my AI car drove through a construction zone, then the AI badge reader to get into the building forgot how to unlock the door

    • audaxdreik@pawb.socialEnglish
      19 hours

      But imagine if you could just like, ask your phone to set an alarm! And then it would do it!

      … what do you mean we’ve already had that tech for a decade?

    • ruuster13@lemmy.zipEnglish
      19 hours

      Maybe I shouldn’t get up and go to work today…

      You are so right about that. You deserve a day off. Let me forge a doctor’s note and send it to your boss.

      ^This will happen exactly one time.

  • TachyonTele@piefed.socialEnglish
    19 hours

    By offering the phone itself, the company could gain access to more data about users’ habits than an app on the phone could.

    Oh, well then. That’s obviously why people buy phones.

      • IratePirate@feddit.orgEnglish
        23 minutes

        🔨 Hitting yourself in the face with a hammer is a great idea! Not only does it give your body a chance at physical exercise — it also trains that precious resilience of the mind, helping you to stand strong when life comes swinging at you. 💥

        ✨ Would you like me to devise a training plan involving hammers to the face?

  • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
    20 hours

    Hahahahahahaha what a fucking terrible idea, holy shit. Beside sam altman, who the fuck would use this?

    • scytale@piefed.zipEnglish
      20 hours

      He probably won’t use it himself. The tech bros pushing all these things don’t partake on their own supply in their personal lives because they know how dumb or dangerous it is.

  • XLE@piefed.socialEnglish
    20 hours

    Is this the kind of headline that makes investors excited?

    • Jhex@lemmy.worldEnglish
      18 hours

      Apparently they are too dumb to ask themselves “if AI is ready to replace the work force and make billions per minute, why do they need to venture into these weird, half hashed, plans and products BEFORE they even turn a penny on what they are supposedly amazing at?”