- Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.worksEnglish10 minutes
Dual sim for the win. Just have a pre pay eSIM and fire it up when you want to have a cheeky wank. God knows anyway - so what’s the worry?
15 minutes1st blocked thing is fine
Idk, that’s how you go down of the slipper slope of eventually forcing all women to wear hijabs and be subservient to men.
- osanna@lemmy.vgEnglish2 hours
Nothing more Christian than hating a group of people. Jesus, famous for all the hate he had.
- 2 hours
In theory all this will be banned:-
- Encouraging revenge
- Celebrating cruelty or injustice
- Promoting hatred toward others
- Lying, gossip, slander
- Manipulative or deceptive talk
- Speech intended to harm reputations
- Excessive focus on wealth or luxury
- Encouraging exploitation for profit
- Envy or covetousness
- Addictive behaviors (including Instagram, candy crush etc.)
- Promoting disobedience to parents
- Promoting disobedience against governing authorities
- Encouraging disorder or lawlessness
please, please tell me it runs TempleOS.
PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE WROTE A 5g STACK FOR TEMPLE OS!
- 4 hours
Ironically, the first place I heard about gays was church, tho?
Streisand the Streisand.
Avoid teh gays
“teh whats?!”
- Patrikvo@lemmy.zipEnglish4 hours
It would be so fun if that was the starting point of your discovery of being gay.
How long until someone sues them for false advertising once they find their husband on grindr with this?
- Tollana1234567@lemmy.todayEnglish5 hours
apparently is still pretty conservative on the lgbtq+ thing just not enough to fully support them.
- 10 hours
The bulk of Christians can’t even read their damn Bible so what makes you think they could read about how to configure their DNS?
- buddascrayon@lemmy.worldEnglish9 hours
It’s also hard to virtue signal your bullshit faith at people when you DIY your own cock blocking.
- Tollana1234567@lemmy.todayEnglish5 hours
as if that works on porn addict christians, everytime they have these blocks, they unlock it, or bypass and get even more addicted. mike johnson is an example.
- jaybone@lemmy.zipEnglish11 hours
Good. Let them stay on their own network, and stop trying to pass bullshit laws that will never work. Get them their own ISPs as well.
Problem is, they will be strongly exposed to fascist propaganda on these networks. But I suppose they are already lost. Let the rest of us move on with our lives.
- BradleyUffner@lemmy.worldEnglish15 hours
Why would they have to block anything? Surely a real Christian wouldn’t be interested in any of that in the first place!
- freddo@lemmy.zipEnglish14 hours
Yes but the devil plays weird tricks so they may be tempted by those.
- Insekticus@aussie.zoneEnglish13 hours
I like how it’s always Satan playing tricks.
Why isn’t it their god just making sure they’re worth getting into the afterlife?
- Allero@lemmy.todayEnglish6 hours
It gets so so much worse once you unpack this.
Consider these two points:
- God is omnipotent, i.e. He can create or destroy or do anything He wants.
- God is omniscient, i.e. He knows what happened, happens and will happen, and everything about the world He created.
With the powers He has, He:
- Intentionally created humans that would fall for apple trick (as an omniscient being, He knew in advance they will)
- Intentionally created Satan to set the scene
- Dramatically exiled humans from heavens as if it’s their fault (knowing full well it’s His work, not theirs)
So, instead of just making a swarm of loyal creatures, he decided to be playful and make those creatures eternally ashamed of themselves, struggling to earn His approval even when He actively made their lives miserable through cataclysms, genocides, and all sorts of calamities.
He’s literally a celestial “why are you hitting yourself?” bully, expecting to bully billions of people into servitude.
- osanna@lemmy.vgEnglish1 hour
And if gayness is wrong, why did he make his creatures (non-human) participate in it? Homosexuality has been documented in thousands of species around the globe.
- Allero@lemmy.todayEnglish31 minutes
Because only humans are intentionally and thoroughly engineered after the God himself, the rest is decorations and game, obviously.
do not ask why God has urine and semen coming from the same place, where did He take inspiration for a woman and why the hell did He create periods, or a million other curious questions
- boogiebored@lemmy.worldEnglish13 hours
jesus never banged chicks, hung out with a buncha dudes and loved rainbows.
jesus was gay af. grow up.
- fira@lemmy.todayEnglish11 hours
I look forward to reading about how time These blocks were hacked/bypassed with minimal effort
So do you have to have a pre approved wank monitor or do they have one they can connect you with if you don’t already know a perv
