• jaybone@lemmy.zipEnglish
    5 hours

    I hate it when I accidentally connect drones to my network.

  • ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zipEnglish
    9 hours

    Not even the first “whoops, a fascism” we’ve heard about from flock.

    Assume they’re all connected, regardless of the local laws and contracts preventing it

    • givesomefucks@lemmy.worldEnglish
      8 hours

      The goal is obviously for every individual in public to be identified 24/7, not just an ID, but a link to a Palintar style file. They click on you in a video and get all your data and a map of everywhere you’ve went and everyone you talk to since the program started.

      The big lie tho is they say it will stop crime, it won’t stop a single one. It will just do cops job if they investigate something, and that’s very likely to not even be a real crime.

      It’s 9/11 and TSA all over again, none of this makes us safer, but this time they’re not even trying to trick us into it, they’re just doing it.

      We need a nationwide movement not to vote for anyone, anywhere, that every backs these things.

      Make it abundantly clear that the campaign contributions bribes will cost them their jobs. No politician actually wants Flock, they just want money Flock pays them.

  • Stern@lemmy.worldEnglish
    9 hours

    Like when my ex gf slipped and fell onto my next door neighbors dick and then the other neighbor slipped and fell and accidentally put his dick in her mouth. Just crazy woopsie daises left and right.

    • darvocet@infosec.pubEnglish
      7 hours

      Dude your wife is clumsy. Has she been to therapy for her stability issues? I run a clinic that specializes in this type of thing. I may be willing to see your wife to see if i can’t help her … balance.