• Triumph@fedia.io
      51 minutes

      Just wanted to throw down the reminder that health insurance companies, for a brief moment, didn’t deny nearly as many claims.

      Sometimes violence is the answer.

  • stoy@lemmy.zipEnglish
    2 hours

    Unrelatable dickhead expresses an opinion, promptly ignored.

    • CobblerScholar@lemmy.worldEnglish
      2 hours

      More like makes me fantasize about using his chrome dome to set an Amazon data center on fire like burning ants with a magnifying glass

      • cecilkorik@lemmy.caEnglish
        1 hour

        Sadly the inescapable physical truth of convex vs concave lensing still relentlessly holds its tenacious grip on reality, despite the billions of dollars these folks have accumulated they have still, thus far, been unable to alter that particular aspect of reality.

        The only solution I can offer for Jeff Bezos is to begin forming his skull inwards somewhat so that any captured light can reach a proper focusing point. As as astronomer with some experience with such reflective optical surfaces, I’d be happy to begin the grinding and polishing process for you at any time, I’ll just need you to hold him still while I work. It’s a very precise process.

        I assume his head is mostly thick skull surrounding empty space anyway, so I think there should be little harm done.

        • Noxy@pawb.socialEnglish
          1 hour

          just make the light source more concave than his head is convex!

          maybe. or just use a [REDACTED]

          • cecilkorik@lemmy.caEnglish
            38 minutes

            A high power laser? That feels like it might work. Perhaps we should start experimenting on Jeff Bezos’s head to see what works best.

    • givesomefucks@lemmy.worldEnglish
      2 hours

      promptly ignored.

      That’s what the oligarchs want…

      He has your money, and if you want it now vote JG Wentworth 2028.

      Because unless we take our money back, they’re just gonna fucking keep it.

      Edit:

      Because people might not know that commercial:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX0fIi3H-es

      Point being that’s the only thing we should say to oligarchs, if we say nothing they win

      So every time you see a billionaire, say “bitch, where’s my money”.

      Don’t let them talk about anything besides they have our money.

  • wjrii@lemmy.worldEnglish
    1 hour

    “The top 1% of taxpayers pay about 40% of all the tax revenue, and the bottom half pay 3%,” Bezos said. “I don’t think it should be 3%. I think it should be zero.”

    “People sometimes say that, you know, I don’t pay taxes. Not true. I pay billions of dollars in taxes,”

    “You could double the taxes I pay, and it’s not going to help that teacher in Queens. I promise you.”

    WT-absolute-F? I think he got oxygen-deprived in space.

    • demonsword@lemmy.worldEnglish
      16 seconds

      “You could double the taxes I pay, and it’s not going to help that teacher in Queens. I promise you.”

      well, in the USA this is probably true, all the money would be diverted into more military spending or tax breaks for stupid filthy rich people

  • TyrionBean@lemmy.mlEnglish
    30 minutes

    I completely removed myself from Amazon since a few years and I couldn’t be happier. Everyone should do this.

  • Canaconda@lemmy.caEnglish
    2 hours

    Dude deserves the Mussolini treatment and nothing short of it.

  • Lemmayng@lemmy.worldEnglish
    1 hour

    Fuck what he says, why the fuck does he look like the bastard child between Santa Claus and Lex Luthor?!

  • realitista@lemmus.orgEnglish
    1 hour

    Yeah that’s pretty much the trifecta of doing everything people hate.