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    • yermaw@sh.itjust.works
      54 minutes

      Sweet

      • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.worldEnglish
        5 hours

        Using olive oil that Extra never had sexual life.

          • ExtremeUnicorn@feddit.org
            4 hours

            You should try the lightly fucked variety next.

          • dellish@lemmy.world
            5 hours

            So definitely not spit roasted then.

            • LordMayor@piefed.socialEnglish
              6 hours

              According to Apple translate: “Italian Grilled Spring Chicken”

              • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.worldEnglish
                4 hours

                I think of it like this

                • Etterra@discuss.onlineEnglish
                  6 hours

                  NGL I could go for a mixed cheese platter.

                    • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.worldEnglish
                      5 hours

                      Smoky gouda FTW

                    • queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                      13 hours

                      Double roasted chicken.

                      The word they’re probably going for is pullet, a hen that hasn’t yet started laying eggs.

                        • nialv7@lemmy.world
                          8 hours

                          it’s called a poussin over here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poussin_(chicken)

                          • Medic8teMe@lemmy.ca
                            8 hours

                            Personally I think they’re referring to a Capon. A rooster who had its testicles removed before “puberty”. This is done to make dual purpose birds (egg and meat) more palatable for meat purposes.

                              • nialv7@lemmy.world
                                8 hours

                                not really. the Chinese literally means spring chicken, so

                              • FiniteBanjo@feddit.onlineEnglish
                                11 hours

                                Ah neat, my guess was going to be “virgin roasted chicken” which could possibly refer to the oil or herbs used to baste or braise the chicken.

                              • Doug@piefed.socialEnglish
                                14 hours

                                I am what I eat 🥲

                                  • fartographer@lemmy.world
                                    10 hours

                                    Boogers and lead-based paint chips?

                                  • fckreddit@lemmy.ml
                                    13 hours

                                    I get it. No need to roast me anymore.

                                    • chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world
                                      12 hours

                                      Capon, if anyone is wondering what the translation is trying to say.

                                      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
                                        14 hours

                                        Can I get that with cream of sumyunguy to dip?

                                          • FiniteBanjo@feddit.onlineEnglish
                                            11 hours

                                            We’re out of sumyunguy are you okay with sumolgai?

                                          • DancingBear@midwest.social
                                            13 hours

                                            Virgin chicken

                                              • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
                                                13 hours

                                                Are you a virgin because you’re chicken? It’s okay - most everybody’s nervous their first time…

                                                  • DancingBear@midwest.social
                                                    3 hours

                                                    That chicken just never had a cock

                                                • Ⓜ3️⃣3️⃣ 🌌@piefed.worldEnglish
                                                  12 hours

                                                  Meanwhile in France: https://whysofrance.com/news/redefining-the-menu-sandrine-rousseaus-animal-carcass-proposal-sparks-outrage-in-lyon/

                                                    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
                                                      9 hours

                                                      The Summarize via AI buttons are the dumbest thing i’ve seen in a while. At least do it server-side, only one time per article? That is, if you rather pay the subscription than the author a bit extra for the summary.

                                                        • Ⓜ3️⃣3️⃣ 🌌@piefed.worldEnglish
                                                          9 hours

                                                          No idea, but good point. That’s the first website with english version of this news

                                                          I shall replace it with something better.

                                                            • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
                                                              9 hours

                                                              Sorry, was OT, and not against you.

                                                          • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                            9 hours

                                                            Ugh, I hate it when the most annoying people on the internet break containment and affect the rest of the world 😮‍💨

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