there was a dragonfly trying to run into the windows at my work that got caught in a spider web in the process and it bit me when I was trying to save it >:(

googled to see if it was a bite or a sting and yep! the bloody bastard bit me, how rude.

Dragonflies do bite, and they will bite humans, but only if you catch one and it’s trying to escape or defend itself. And only the largest dragonflies will be able to break your skin anyway.

  • -has a 99% kill rate, higher than all other animals

    -humans “it bites???”

    no shade, just v funny to me

  • 19 hours

    I was hiking with my grandson and the trail was post-rain and chock full of mosquitoes. We stopped for a breather and were talking face to face, our heads about a foot apart, mosquitoes everywhere. Just then a dragonfly slow flew right between our eyes and we both saw his “wing flutter” pulling tens of mosquitoes into his “wake” and just sucking them up like popcorn. It was cool to see.

  • Once as a kid I ran my hand through some leaves on a tree, and a large dragonfly clamped down on the fleshy part between the thumb and the index. I shook my hand violently and looked at it. Fucker’s whole body was torn off, but the head was still there, just biting me. Shook again and it was gone. Fucking traumatic.

    • So, you decapitated a bug and complained that it bit you in the processes?

      • No…? It bit me before anything else. Unless you count touching leaves as part of ‘the process’ of decapitating it.

  • I was flying my paramotor one morning in Florida. I didn’t notice it at the time, but something caught my eye while editing the video from my helmet camera. It was a dragonfly at somewhere around 1100-1300 ft AGL.

    No idea what it was doing up there.

      • I forgot, though. I was flying in the morning while there had been a lot of low level fog. There were no thermals at the time. The earth hadn’t started heating up yet.

        • 9 hours

          There’s other kinds of updrafts (as I’m sure you know, flying seems like an especially dangerous hobby if you don’t understand wind and airflow) and they can travel quite a long distance in higher currents. There’s a butterfly that gets up to like 20k feet.

      • Thermals make a lot of sense. But I wonder how much of this is on purpose versus just and accident.

        I can easily see an insect getting picked up and carried by an errant gust and then flung up by a strong thermal.

        And storms can have nasty thermals.

  • I used to be pretty scared of dragonflies as a kid.

    My older brother told me that the back part of their body was all stinger. He said if you piss them off they’ll sting you and the stinger can go in one side of your wrist and come out the other.

    Scared the fucking shit out of me.

    • My older brother told me that the back part of their body was all stinger.

      sounds like a big brother thing to say.

  • I used to work at a pet store and we’d get big cartons of crickets for reptile food. If you’ve ever purchased them from Petco/PetSmart it’s just a garbage bin in the back room with some egg crate in it.

    Anyways, they shipped with potato slices and other things to help sustain them but they were usually pretty savage by the time you opened the box to add them to the bins. Surprised me the first time I got my arms covered in them and they started munching away. Didn’t hurt at all, they’re crickets, but boy were they trying. Dozens of little cricket mouths gently pinching away. I just kinda stood there dumbfounded like are you for serious little dudes??

  • I got bit by a dragon fly once, and I wasn’t threatening towards it in any way. I just stuck my finger out in the hope that one of the many dragon flies would land on it, and one did, and then the fucker bit me for no reason and flew off

    • 2 days

      “What a weird stick I just landed on, what is this made of? *bite* Oh shit, it’s an animal!” *flies away*

    • I was told their mouth is how they feel things, so maybe it was just feeling your texture.

    • 1 day

      Same, was near a pond at a fams house, watching for gators and snakes. I was from ‘up north’

      I was so busy looking for nasty predators, I’m like OHH dragonfly… CHOMP WTF!!!

  • DYK dragonflies spend 50 to 80% of their lives as larvae swimming in water.

      • Dragonflies live their entire lives full of violence from birth to death. They don’t care about plants, and are constantly killing and eating other bugs and avoiding/getting eaten by all larger predators at every stage of their lives. They also eat hundreds of mosquitoes once airborne. It’s unfortunate that OP got bitten, but they’re absolutely incredible hunters that are on our side.

      • I used to live in Edmonton AB. And you could tell when the Dragon flies came out because the mosquito population would drop overnight.

      • 12 hours

        There is a good reason their body plan is basically unchanged since the paleozoic.

  • I’ve saved hundreds of these guys from drowning as a kid. They would dry off on me, look at me, somehow looked very grateful and then fly away.

    I was never bitten and I have held so many. I love them. Good karma.

  • 1 day

    Ohh yes! I told everyone that dragonfly do bite and no one believe me! Decades ago a dragonfly land on my finger and i thought it’s kinda cute, then it suddenly bite me and i have to yeet it away in shock.

  • The ones you REALLY don’t want to fuck around with are Giant Water Bugs.

  • 2 days

    I usually find them on my clothesline and they’re pretty chill even if you wander too close. But I tried to tickle one and it flew off angrily as if yelling “I was trying to have a fucking nap! God! So many fucking assholes everywhere!”.
    I definitely felt a middle age exhausted vibe oozing from it…