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18 hours

I’m not sure they thought this out.

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    • ZERONOVABLOSSOM@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      18 hours

      SOUP DAY

        • bizarroland@lemmy.worldEnglish
          18 hours

          Personally, I love it when soup day comes with a side of terminal prion diseases.

        • VM_Abrantes@lemmy.world
          13 hours

          • ShellMonkey@piefed.socdojo.comEnglish
            18 hours

            See, soup avoids those problems

              • Thorry@feddit.org
                17 hours

                Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal!

                  • blazeknave@lemmy.world
                    16 hours

                    *gaaaaaaaaaaalll ftfy

                      • troybot@piefed.socialEnglish
                        14 hours

                        Check, please!

                  • Malyca@lemmy.zip
                    11 hours

                    A dead Kennedy once told me soup is good food

                    • homes@piefed.worldEnglish
                      18 hours

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                        • TrickDacy@lemmy.world
                          13 hours

                          No.

                          • raspberry_confetti@lemmy.ml
                            18 hours

                            Aaaaaaand swipe

                          • cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works
                            12 hours

                            Ya soup is cool, but what about beans. And farting.

                              • blargh513@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                10 hours

                                I love farting, I’m super good at it!

                              • TheFermentalist@reddthat.com
                                17 hours

                                And the first thing you see if you go to their website is a banner saying “FEDERAL LAWSUIT UPDATE”

                                  • Spot@startrek.websiteEnglish
                                    7 hours

                                    I wouldn’t have gone to the site if you wouldn’t have noted that!

                                    That was actually a bit more interesting than I expected. The funeral homes sued her for practicing without a license as funeral director/embalmer. Which, isn’t what they do. But they do probably take money away from funeral homes by discussing different ways to go.
                                    I myself, really want to be put in a body farm!!

                                      • TheFermentalist@reddthat.com
                                        7 hours

                                        Mushroom coffin for me

                                      • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works
                                        12 hours

                                        I would guess the business is a front for something else entirely. Customers complaining the “dula” would not push them into the volcano, or never intended on purchasing a nuke and a saddle, or whatever. Pretty hard to get refunds after, I guess.

                                      • the_crotch@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                        18 hours

                                        Soup is good food. You made a good meal. Now how does it feel to be shit out our ass and thrown in the cold like a piece of trash?

                                        • Chakravanti@multiverse.soulism.netEnglish
                                          18 hours

                                          The Boys get it.

                                          • Codpiece@feddit.uk
                                            17 hours

                                            So water cremation but with added vegetables?

                                            • not_woody_shaw@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                              17 hours

                                              Done dirt cheap!

                                              • nomad@infosec.pub
                                                18 hours

                                                From the soup plate i thought this is liquification service after death. But its just some death guru type of stuff. Traditional Indian burial education something something…

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