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2 days

„Officer I just care about road safety“

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    • Wrongdoer2@sh.itjust.works
      2 days

      Back when Rémi Gaillard used to be funny

        • unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth
          2 days

          What happened to him? Haven’t heard or seen anything about him in ages.

            • Wrongdoer2@sh.itjust.works
              2 days

              He candidated for the last local elections in France but didn’t campaign as he has no interest in being elected. He took part in the debates and all but was trying to make it a show, and that turned out really awkward imo…

            • stormdelay@sh.itjust.works
              2 days

              Well, some of his stuff anyway, I don’t think all of it landed as well as this one

            • taiyang@lemmy.world
              2 days

              Feels like an enemy in Earthbound.

                • orenj [he/they]@leminal.space
                  1 day

                  Cops are an enemy in earthbound

                    • taiyang@lemmy.world
                      1 day

                      Well, yes, but a walking speed radar would probably fight alongside a cop, haha.

                  • JetpackJackson@feddit.org
                    2 days

                    I don’t understand what the costume is/why the cop got mad

                      • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works
                        2 days

                        Pretending to be one of those red light cameras with a flash. Don’t know why cop thought slamming on the brakes was worth that.

                          • JetpackJackson@feddit.org
                            6 hours

                            Oh gotcha, thanks!

                            • slevinkelevra@sh.itjust.works
                              2 days

                              He’s french.

                              • BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works
                                2 days

                                I believe that traffic cameras are designed to not blind you at night. At least in my neck of the woods they are. Meaning that at night the flash is mostly infrared with a small component of visible red light.

                                  • Kairos@lemmy.today
                                    1 day

                                    No

                                      • BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works
                                        1 day

                                        A person of few words, I see. While I do applaud your brevity, and I personally believe eloquence to be a superfluous self-gratifying exercise, sometimes bordering masturbation, I do fear that your monosyllabic response to be quite ambiguous.

                                        Pray tell, to what are you saying “no”? Fear not my good person, as I do not request a short essay. But perhaps I could trouble you to expand your reply to include a few more syllables? Maybe even multiple words?

                                          • Kairos@lemmy.today
                                            1 day

                                            Most traffic light flashes are bright where I am. Also, it’s fully legal to do this camera costume thing at least in the US.

                                    • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net
                                      2 days

                                      Speed camera. Those take picture when you’re speeding so faking one can confuse drivers. I don’t know if the cop got mad, looks like he just wants to check what’s going on.

                                        • JetpackJackson@feddit.org
                                          6 hours

                                          Ah OK, thanks!

                                        • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
                                          2 days

                                          Are you living in one of the few places that isn’t a surveillance state?

                                            • JetpackJackson@feddit.org
                                              6 hours

                                              I’ve just never seen something (a speed camera) that looks like that

                                                • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
                                                  2 hours

                                                  Yeah most of them don’t have legs.

                                                • diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
                                                  1 day

                                                  In space?

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