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Funny@sh.itjust.worksbyliquorice@lemmy.worldbot account
23 hours

Anyone fancy a coffee?

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    • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
      5 hours

      https://youtu.be/oKvTwJ2hT3w

      • CelloMike@lemmy.world
        16 hours

        Where I live we also have this place…

          • architect@thelemmy.club
            37 minutes

            Much better name to be fair

          • ThePantser@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
            22 hours

              • gedfromgont@piefed.caEnglish
                17 hours

                Fun fact: Latte in German is slang for erection.

                  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                    5 hours

                    How?

                      • bridgeburner@lemmy.world
                        2 hours

                        Latte is the german word for ‘slat’, so sth akin to a plank of wood. Both have in common that they are hard and rather long, so there you go.

                    • raman_klogius@ani.socialEnglish
                      21 hours

                      Everything leads back to Idiocracy 😩

                        • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                          5 hours

                          Just wait until people aren’t making the connection, it becomes “too old to be relevant or interesting”, just entirely out of purview, or incomprehensible

                      • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works
                        21 hours

                        I heard that actual\literally flicking the bean makes the coffee bitter. So does dry rubbing the left tablecloth.

                        • TheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.worldEnglish
                          23 hours

                          They knew.

                          • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
                            22 hours

                            Hot (coffee)

                            • dephyre@lemmy.worldEnglish
                              23 hours

                              New GTA NPCs are actually looking pretty realistic.

                              • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                20 hours

                                … what do you think happens if I, totally deadpan, as if its my 10 year + regular order, ask for a ‘happy ending’?

                                If they don’t know what that means, then I instantly rattle off “oh, its a london fog, but instead of lavender, a splash of either orange bitters, or grenadine, or both, up to you.”

                                ???

                                • TrippingBalls@lemmy.world
                                  21 hours

                                  Flick the bean is a clit massage

                                    • Akasazh@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                      8 hours

                                    • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                      20 hours

                                      Only if I can listen to the Enya box set at the same time I drink my coffee.

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