What about the AAAA games, like those that Ubislop put out?

Presidential Medal of Freedom: Allies that Attack

Straight men have a 23+1 hr schedule every day. The extra hour is for secret gay time.

But the savings haven’t flowed down to us. Gotta make line go up, it seems.

Could microfiche make a comeback with this?

So their app description is lying?

Sorry, you can’t. However, you can look at his ever increasingly shiny leather jackets!

But muh slop

A robo hand job is yet another way AI is taking our jerbs

Anecdotal, but I was on a Boy Scout trip as a chaperone where us parents were talking to each other in person about where we’d take our first break en route to the campsite. We decided on a Burger King at one of the towns along the route (it being a small town, the only one there). My phone was in my pocket at the time, powered on but black screen idle.

I got back into my car and pulled up Google Maps. As I typed in the words Burger King, it auto completed with the one we were just talking about that was half a state away in that town. It didn’t pull up the closest one to me, which I would have expected it to do.

Freaked me out.

If I didn’t already cancel them, this would make me cancel them again.

I can see this being jarring as current AI implementation of this kinda thing in videos leads to inconsistent facial features which can have an uncanny valley effect.

Hillary did some maximum pandering there, but it worked since I dutifully did Pokémon Go to the Polls.

Goddamn clankers.

You’ve got a good point. Such an amazing ability that the President has.

It’s a lot faster to put in video game footage than it is to get some B-roll from the military and get it declassified.

Not that this administration cares about rules tbh.

I’ve always input my age as 1900-01-01 and I can’t change that now because that’ll show an inconsistency and we can’t have that now can we.

I have an IRA account, does that make me kinda Irish?

I haven’t heard much, but I’m also in a similar position as you are here in the US.

The media has the attention span of a guppy, so right now it’s all about Iran.

Should I stop using archive.ph then? I mostly used it because it’s a lot faster than archive.org, which is a bit clunkier to use.