Why’s it called a blow job when you’re mostly sucking it?
Why’s it called eating pussy when you’re mostly licking and fingering it?
Why’s it called French kissing when there’s no extra egg yolk included?
It’s called French kissing because you both surrender to each other.
Why’s it called a blow job when you’re mostly sucking it?
Because the term started life as "A below job - i.e. below the belt - and mutated to blow job because whispered quickly, in the backseat of a car, that’s what it sounds like.
Wait. You guys are just messing with me, right?
Right???
I would never mess around when it comes to blow jobs.
… well, then again…
Messing around is how blow jobs were first invented. If we’re ever going to discover the next major sex move, we’re all going to have to do our parts and mess around a lot while we’re cleaning the starfish.
Because “sucking ass” already means something else.
It’s actually called tossing a salad.
