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Funny@sh.itjust.worksbycm0002@sh.itjust.works
10 months

You're not alone

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    • Formfiller@lemmy.world
      10 months

      Just because you’re paranoid don’t mean they’re not after you.

        • A_norny_mousse@feddit.org
          10 months

          Shit, I remembered it wrong!

            • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.socialEnglish
              10 months

              Just because you remember doesn’t mean… I, what was I talking about?

          • A_norny_mousse@feddit.org
            10 months

            Just because they’re after you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid.

            • Townlately@feddit.nl
              10 months

              This is mean, no one is in your house you guys! I know because I’m always watching.

                • P00ptart@lemmy.world
                  10 months

                  What’s your wifi password? My cell service isn’t getting through your walls well.

                  • TachyonTele@piefed.socialEnglish
                    10 months

                    It’s true, he’s always at your house. It’s weird.

                      • Townlately@feddit.nl
                        10 months

                        deleted by creator

                    • massive_bereavement@fedia.io
                      10 months

                      Fuck, they’re onto me.

                      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
                        10 months

                        That’s what I was afraid of! 😱

                          • TachyonTele@piefed.socialEnglish
                            10 months

                            We know. We know.

                          • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                            10 months

                            To be paranoid nowadays is just being aware you’re under constant government and corporate surveillance for their profit/political gain.

                              • That Weird Vegan@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                                7 months

                                deleted by creator

                              • lurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                10 months

                                me reading this on the shitter: 😳

                                  • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                    10 months

                                    I know

                                    • FlihpFlorp@piefed.zipEnglish
                                      10 months

                                      A pooping partner yay

                                        • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca
                                          10 months

                                          Usually you have to pay a lot of money for that.

                                        • toynbee@lemmy.world
                                          10 months

                                          In The Dresden Files, He Who Walks Behind could be immediately behind you, even if your back is to a wall (such as it presumably is when you’re using the restroom).

                                        • IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish
                                          10 months

                                          You are your own entourage

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