and grass is made of air
that’s why cows fart so much - cows are made of air
So you’re telling us to touch cows.
With your feet. ;)
We are all made of star stuff.
“You are what you eat”
So there is one way to become younger again and achieve immortality!
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Joke is Cannibalism
I always joke with my friends with that saying
- turkey
- chicken
- dead meat
- nuts
- bananas
- a big fat pig
It’s pretty amazing an animal the size of a cow can graze like it does. Life is cool.
Wait until you see how high Bison can jump
I am made of potatoes
So that’s why I like to get baked!
Grass is made of sunlight and water
So are blue whales
And we might be some part cow
I feel like there’s an elemental entity somewhere that wishes they hadn’t fragmented into a trillion ingrates
They are what they eat.
It’s carbon all the way down.
And we eat their dead meat
We are made of dead meat
That’s weird… I am made of living flesh. 😈
Not for long
Grass and soy.
Yeah, carnivores basically have herbivores use the four stomachs to digest tons of low-nutrition grass for them, and then scoop all the good parts by eating the herbivores.
Angry upvote… -.-
“A cow is a machine that turns ten pounds of grass into a pound of beef”- CGP Grey
Dogs are made out of air, water, and dog food.
Aren’t we all
