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5 months

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    • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
      5 months

      This is Fakebook slop

        • BillyClark@piefed.socialEnglish
          5 months

          Boomer humor.

            • Random_Character_A@lemmy.world
              5 months

              Not nice

          • cerement@slrpnk.net
            5 months

              • ickplant@lemmy.world
                5 months

                That’s very clearly black and blue.

                  • webghost0101@sopuli.xyz
                    5 months

                    Blue/gold gang unite!

                      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                        5 months

                        • [deleted]@piefed.worldEnglish
                          5 months

                          Solidarity based on being wrong certainly is a thing.

                          • hereiamagain@sh.itjust.works
                            5 months

                            Blue gold for me, looking at it now. Can’t remember what I thought before

                          • saturn_888@sh.itjust.works
                            4 months

                            To me its always looked blue and brown

                          • Die Mart Die@sh.itjust.works
                            5 months

                            My colorblind ass eyes say green/sky blue

                              • legopika@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                5 months

                                So it’s not just me who sees blue and green!

                              • psx_crab@lemmy.zipEnglish
                                5 months

                                Red and green.

                                • ttyybb@lemmy.world
                                  5 months

                                  How dare you

                                • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
                                  5 months

                                  Does the guy in blue think the baby is going to come out dead?

                                    • meejle@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                      5 months

                                      The dummy putting together the original post obviously realised if the instruction was “wear pink or blue to show what sex you think the baby will be”, it would’ve gotten in the way of their faintly racist boomer joke.

                                      But they didn’t have enough braincells left over to realise the whole thing now doesn’t make any sense.

                                    • theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world
                                      5 months

                                      Weird gimmick.

                                        • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.ukEnglish
                                          5 months

                                          As long as it’s weird on purpose, fine. Just don’t be that weird by accident!

                                            • theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world
                                              5 months

                                              ?

                                          • Kirp123@lemmy.world
                                            5 months

                                            I mean that other lady is wearing white. I assume she’s the pregnant lady and she didn’t even follow her own rule.

                                            • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
                                              5 months

                                              me showing up in my purple Prince suit

                                              “I hope the one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater doesn’t show up.”

                                              • degenerate_neutron_matter@fedia.iodeleted by creator
                                                5 months

                                                The color the baby will be? I think they usually come out pretty red.

                                                • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
                                                  5 months

                                                  Was she right?

                                                  • msantossilva@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                    5 months

                                                    Ok, sure, she did not read the instructions. But what is the problem of guessing black? Obviously, if they are asking you to guess, that must mean there is some level of uncertainty regarding the child’s colour. Humans do not come in many different shades but black is surely one of them. It would have been really weird, for instance, if someone were to guess blue

                                                      • theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world
                                                        5 months

                                                        I fear this post may be dogwhistling and hoping we don’t ask such questions.

                                                      • emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works
                                                        5 months

                                                        Well at least she wasn’t wearing blue or green.

                                                          • [deleted]@piefed.worldEnglish
                                                            5 months

                                                            Or yellow.

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