- 23 days
This is the Superwaffle Debacle all over again!
flips syrup table and leaves
- 23 days
No, that was to bake a pie. He didn’t say universe before cow.
Therefore, cow is infinite.
23 daysObviously when discussing milking cows, we assume a spherical cow universe.
- AeronMelon@lemmy.worldEnglish23 days
The only person who could be more smarmy in that regard than Neal deGrasse Tyson.
- Saapas@piefed.zipEnglish23 days
What a strange question. What would be a better answer even, hands, nipples, what?
I have a bucket, but not a cow. Pretty sure someone with a cow but no bucket is closer to being ready to milk a cow than I am.
- 23 days
The mouth is a small bucket so someone with a cow can milk it without issues.
PSA: don’t drink raw milk, even if it’s fresh and straight from the teat
- 18 days
I’m sure it’s fiiine, lots of babies are doing it. They can’t read your PSA anyway so it’s all good :P
- 23 days
But if i was collecting supplies for milking I’d get the cow last. Once you get the cow moving around is a lot more difficult.
Not sure why I need nipples to milk a cow. As long as she has an udder I think it’ll work either way.
Like baking a cake from scratch, first you must start with creating the universe.
- 22 days
If you think milking a cow is abusing the cow, you must be the softest human being in the world.
You probably think petting a dog is abuse.
- 22 days
Yes. But does it have to be your cow? And can you keep the milk? What does the calf say about that?
