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Funny@sh.itjust.worksbykersploosh@sh.itjust.works
1 year

It has to be there somewhere

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    • Brett@feddit.org
      1 year

      and thats why you fold over the end. with that you also realize you’ve become old and like your dad. but thats life i guess.

        • themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.works
          1 year

          Jokes on you I realized I was like my dad when it was clear I was emotionally unavailable

            • Brett@feddit.org
              1 year

              no need to get personal.

            • Cenotaph@mander.xyzEnglish
              1 year

              My father is a carpenter. I was born rolling the end of the tape, molded by it.

                • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                  1 year

                  “You merely adopted the tape”

                • dalekcaan@lemm.ee
                  1 year

                  All well and good until someone else uses the roll

                • Flamangoman@leminal.space
                  1 year

                  Oh btw, I’m only a sliver of tape and I’m going to rip off and you still won’t know where the real start is

                  • Peppycito@sh.itjust.works
                    1 year

                    If you get really frustrated you can run your tongue around it. Your tongue is much more sensitive than your finger and will find the ledge. Gross though.

                      • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
                        1 year

                        I pray I never reach this level of desperation.

                          • Inaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.world
                            1 year

                            Imagine spotting a coworker going down on a tape roll.

                              • Zidane@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                1 year

                                “oh look Frank’s going for the tapussy again”

                                • stephen01king@lemmy.zipEnglish
                                  1 year

                                  Hey, as long as you use more than the outer circumference length of tape at once, I’d say go ahead and use your tongue.

                              • Slovene@feddit.nl
                                1 year

                                Also works for testing 9V batteries.

                              • thatchemguy@sh.itjust.works
                                1 year

                                I hate that I have to scratch the whole thing but I somehow always forget to fold the end T-T

                                • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
                                  1 year

                                  Flip around to, uh, find out.

                                  • SystemNeo@toast.oooEnglish
                                    1 year

                                    As someone who packs a metric ton of boxes for a job…

                                    I feel so seen

                                    thankfully we have tape guns, so we only need to deal with this bullshit once per roll

                                    • tischbier@feddit.orgEnglish
                                      1 year

                                      Do you think this is how electrons feel all the time?

                                      • undeffeined@lemmy.ml
                                        1 year

                                        Just run your nail in a back and forth motion along the tape and you find the edge easily.

                                        • bobganoush@sh.itjust.worksdeleted by creator
                                          1 year

                                          deleted by creator

                                          • samus12345@lemm.eeEnglish
                                            1 year

                                            “Found it!!”

                                            proceeds to tear the tape into strips that refuse to combine to peel the whole thing at once

                                            • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.worlddeleted by creatorEnglish
                                              1 year

                                              A tip from the drama department:

                                              (@time stamp)

                                              https://youtu.be/ermpMhbZXUA?t=65

                                              …probably wouldn’t as well with the specific type of tape shown in the OP, but for most other types, this is a good one to shove into your muscle memory when tearing off a piece.

                                              • Rentlar@lemmy.ca
                                                1 year

                                                Save the arrow! ↑↑↑↑

                                                  • ace_garp@lemmy.world
                                                    1 year

                                                    Draw 3 internal arrows, that show the direction of fingernail scrape required.

                                                  • tomcatt360@lemmy.zipEnglish
                                                    1 year

                                                    It’s here! Ooooooh! Its here!

                                                    • Anomalocaris@lemm.ee
                                                      1 year

                                                      the xray machine

                                                      • dalekcaan@lemm.ee
                                                        1 year

                                                        I’m here

                                                        And here

                                                        And a lil bit here

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