• StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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      We’re sorry. You have insufficient funds for citizen level rights, and pursuant to the 104th ammendment, your rights will be reduced accordingly.

      You are now Peasant class. Please report to your nearest farm for manual labour and the natural beauty of sleeping under the stars. For a mere $200/month, you can be waitlisted for a rights upgrade to lower plebian 3rd class.

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      I mean… the original versions had a lot of carve outs for states to tie rights and even personhood to land ownership.

      Not to mention shit like the Three Fifths Compromise which definitely tied personhood to skin color and the money to say your kids were just tan.

    • x00z@lemmy.world
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      Well that’s kind of always the case.

      If you don’t pay your taxes you lose some of your rights, in almost any country.