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Funny@sh.itjust.worksbyStamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com
5 months

At those prices, probably

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    • I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world
      5 months

      What price? I don’t see any price for the onions. I see a price for the basil behind them. You wouldn’t be posting misleading bullshit for fake internet points, would you OP?

        • Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com
          5 months

          I can’t read. I am a dum

            • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
              5 months

              Just tell us the price of the onions so we can judge you for being poor as well

                • Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                  5 months

                  Don’t need to tell you the price to tell you how poor I am. I’m avoiding people this Christmas. That help?

                    • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
                      5 months

                      What if I wanted to gift you some onions for Christmas?

                        • Bonesince1997@lemmy.world
                          5 months

                          Brings a tear to the eye

                            • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
                              5 months

                              So same outcome as before…

                            • Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                              5 months

                              Send 'em to a food bank because I hate onions lol

                                • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
                                  5 months

                                  Sheesh, why are you complaining about them being too expensive then?

                              • Test_Tickles@lemmy.world
                                5 months

                                Not at all. Because if I had enough money to avoid family for the holidays, that’s exactly what I would be doing too.

                                  • Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                    5 months

                                    I don’t have family to avoid lmao I’m just bitter and don’t wanna see people happy

                            • washbasin@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                              5 months

                              This is a pretty specific attempt too. Local grocer in Utah? Basil? ONIONS?!

                              • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
                                5 months

                                The price is putting dirt in your eye.

                              • Microtonal_Banana@lemmy.zip
                                5 months

                                Large sweet onions are $1.43 at Harmons.

                                https://shop.harmonsgrocery.com/store/harmons/products/16516452-sweet-onion-1-lb

                                • AeronMelon@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                  5 months

                                  4 USD each?? Jaysus!

                                    • BakerBagel@midwest.social
                                      5 months

                                      That price is for the pots of basil behind the onions,

                                        • AeronMelon@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                          5 months

                                          It’s a shitty price for either of those items.

                                          Maybe it’s Canadian Dollars…

                                            • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                                              5 months

                                              American store. Things are actually cheaper up here most of the time now.

                                          • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world
                                            5 months

                                            Basil is 5.99 at my grocery store today.

                                            I like the idea of owning a basil plant. But you can’t plant it in winter weather and they’re impossible to keep alive inside, I find.

                                            • BillMurray@lemmy.ca
                                              5 months

                                              For a Basil plant.

                                            • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
                                              5 months

                                              They look like boobs. Censor them.

                                                • edgemaster72@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                  5 months

                                                  Free the nipple stem!

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