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Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldbySolidShake@lemmy.world
3 months

Finding hair in your food is much worse than finding food in your hair.

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    • Victor@lemmy.world
      3 months

      Depends on how much of each is in the respective place, I feel. 😅

      • idiomaddict@lemmy.world
        3 months

        Ehh. If it’s a clump of hair, absolutely. If it’s one hair, we live in an imperfect world and it happens- please don’t waste food instead of just pulling the hair out.

          • Engywook@lemmy.zip
            3 months

            A sensible take. Happened seldom to me but what I was eating was likely in a oven at over 100 °C anyway, so any kind of organic matter is dead stuff at that point. Plus, having worked in restaurants for quite a few years, I can assure you that much worse stuff than a single hair can end up in your food.

            • SolidShake@lemmy.world
              3 months

              What if it’s one pubic hair

                • idiomaddict@lemmy.world
                  3 months

                  It’s probably actually an eyebrow/beard hair unless you really pissed someone off.

                  • Engywook@lemmy.zip
                    3 months

                    Better taste!

                • Diddlydee@feddit.ukEnglish
                  3 months

                  Finding hair in your poo is much worse than finding poo in your hair.

                    • Mark with a Z@suppo.fi
                      3 months

                      Finding poo in your food is much worse than finding food in your poo

                        • NegentropicBoy@lemmy.worldEnglish
                          3 months

                          Corn. It is usually corn.

                            • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
                              3 months

                              Technically speaking, it’s all food.

                                • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                  3 months

                                  Was.

                                    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
                                      3 months

                                      Coward.

                                  • Thassodar@sh.itjust.works
                                    3 months

                              • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                3 months

                                Depends on how wet the food is.

                                  • SolidShake@lemmy.world
                                    3 months

                                    Moist

                                  • myrmidex@belgae.social
                                    3 months

                                    I wouldn’t eat it either way.

                                    • Modest_Toxic@feddit.uk
                                      3 months

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