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4 months

They don't keep stats on prostitutes the way they do with football quarterbacks so we'll never know who the GOAT prostitute is

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    • MantisToboggon@lemmy.world
      4 months

      We all know it’s your mom.

        • d00phy@lemmy.world
          4 months

          Slowest pitch in history.

            • MantisToboggon@lemmy.world
              4 months

              Not as slow as your moms fatass.

                • siha@feddit.ukEnglish
                  4 months

                  Wooooosh…

              • SirSamuel@lemmy.world
                4 months

                I, too, nominate this person’s mother

                • 🇦🇺𝕄𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕠𝕕𝕚𝕝𝕖@hilariouschaos.comEnglish
                  4 months

                  Beet me to it

                    • BradleyUffner@lemmy.worldEnglish
                      4 months

                      That’s why she’s the best in the business!

                      • atro_city@fedia.io
                        4 months

                        Red beet?

                    • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
                      4 months

                      I would gladly nominate your mother.

                      • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works
                        4 months

                        I got with a goat prostitute once, she was baaaaaaaaad

                          • siha@feddit.ukEnglish
                            4 months

                          • makeshiftreaper@lemmy.worldEnglish
                            4 months

                            There’s a documentary on these 2 Dutch sisters in their 70s who have been in the game for over 100 years between them. So they’re probably up there:

                            https://www.theguardian.com/society/2012/sep/17/oldest-prostitutes-amsterdam-70-twins

                              • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
                                4 months

                                Ben Franklin died too early.

                              • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
                                4 months

                                Well there’s Caroline Lacroix.

                                She was a prostitute that caught the eye of King Leopold II, you know, the Belgian Congo guy. He ended up leaving her a pretty large portion of his blood money.

                                  • LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world
                                    4 months

                                    I think you could also make a strong argument for Zheng Yi Sao, basically seduced a pirate king and took over his fleet and became the most powerful pirate of all time.

                                    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zheng_Yi_Sao

                                      • jagermo@feddit.org
                                        4 months

                                        Also, Lola Montez, who nearly brought down the bavarian monarchy.

                                        Her ability to manipulate the king was so great that the Minister of State, Karl von Abel, was dismissed because he and his entire cabinet had objected to her being granted Bavarian nationality and the title of countess. The students at Munich University were divided in their sympathies, and conflicts arose shortly before the outbreak of the revolutions of 1848, which led the king, at Montez’s insistence, to close the university.

                                        Also, she is the subject of a great song by Volbeat

                                          • LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world
                                            4 months

                                            Haha are you trolling me? That’s literally my favorite song, I posted about it just a couple days ago.

                                            https://lemmy.world/post/41385078/21477362

                                          • njm1314@lemmy.world
                                            4 months

                                            Well I mean she’s not a goat at being a prostitute she’s a goat at being a pirate Queen.

                                            • m4xie@lemmy.ca
                                              4 months

                                              I came here to say this

                                          • Wilco@lemmy.zip
                                            4 months

                                            Its your mom!

                                              • dustycups@aussie.zone
                                                4 months

                                              • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                4 months

                                                I read that as “prostates” and was confused but intrigued

                                                  • everett@lemmy.ml
                                                    4 months

                                                    Reading this left me prostrate.

                                                  • GottaHaveFaith@fedia.io
                                                    4 months

                                                    Technically Eve fucked all the men in the world

                                                      • village604@adultswim.fanEnglish
                                                        4 months

                                                        Her own sons included.

                                                      • Tiger@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                        4 months

                                                        You could measure by how far it got you in life, so by some measures Melania could be considered a winner in that class. (First Lady, 40 million for a documentary, etc) I think she’s deplorable though.

                                                        • phonics@lemmy.world
                                                          4 months

                                                          If it’s a business theyre keeping track. Data just isnt public or consolidated.

                                                          • atro_city@fedia.io
                                                            4 months

                                                            We all know Trump is the real throatgoat.

                                                              • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
                                                                4 months

                                                                I thought that was Nancy Reagan

                                                                • ViscloReader@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                  4 months

                                                                  Nah I don’t think this buffoon is good at anything. Especially sex

                                                                    • atro_city@fedia.io
                                                                      4 months

                                                                      Didn’t he take Bill Clinton’s fat cock?

                                                                  • manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml
                                                                    4 months

                                                                    Say sex worker instead of prostitute, and also people absolutely do rate and review sex workers, it’s not exactly what you mean, but the review books and websites can trace their roots back to the late 1800s

                                                                    unsurprisingly this thread reeks, the culture here is not as progressive and woke as people constantly whine about

                                                                      • jayambi@lemmy.world
                                                                        4 months

                                                                        I ask myself sometimes: if we use a new word for “something” what does change? …surely there are words that were intended as insults from beginning on. But some words just become insults again if we switch the naming because the concept behind it is an insult rooted in soceiety no?. for example: 1980 “your mother is a whore” ,dont say whore its insulting say prostitute… 2000 “your mother is a prostitute” dont say that… 2026 “yo mama is a sex worker” … no matter how often we name it, the concept is causing it to end up as insult.

                                                                        maybe a bad example here but anyways

                                                                      • TheRealKuni@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                                        4 months

                                                                        I understand that Nancy Reagan was the throat GOAT.

                                                                          • ickplant@lemmy.world
                                                                            4 months

                                                                            But did she charge? Guess we’ll never know.

                                                                          • GuyFawkes@midwest.socialEnglish
                                                                            4 months

                                                                            A better question is what stats would you keep if they were kept?

                                                                              • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
                                                                                4 months

                                                                                Body count and total Net worth of johns divided by body count.

                                                                              • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz
                                                                                4 months

                                                                                Eccentrica Gallumbits is #1.

                                                                                  • Dadifer@lemmy.world
                                                                                    4 months

                                                                                    How far out do her erogenous zones start?

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