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ickplant@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

I mean, yeah

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I mean, yeah

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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      You mean the smell that starts after like a week unless the corpse is directly exposed to the sun?

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        I mean the smell from the fact most things void their bowels upon death.

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          Just to echo dozzi, I’ve investigated quite a few deaths and had people die and we did cpr… I think I can only remember one that voided the bowels after death, and a few right before (old people die on the toilet surprisingly often).

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          Yeah I’ve seen a number of people recently deceased and I can’t remember one having voided their bowels. This includes after I violently compressed their chest for like 15 minutes over and over to the tune of a hit '70s song.

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            Sorry that happened to you

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              It’s not so bad. There are several new songs that are easy to remember to 100 beats per minute.

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          That’s just what big corporations want you to think. How many times have you witnessed this?

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            big dave, but he’s just voiding his bowels constantly so i wasn’t sure

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            In animals? Several times.

            In a human? Only once. (only seen one human die)

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          I’d just volunteer my buttplug

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            Planes should have emergency buttplugs.

            “In case of emergency, break glass”

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