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Funny@sh.itjust.worksbyickplant@lemmy.world
3 months

Hold the grapefruit

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    • FourThirteen@lemmy.world
      3 months

      Hello, can someone explain this one to me?

        • GrayBackgroundMusic@lemmy.zip
          3 months

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grapefruit–drug_interactions

          Sertraline is a common anti depressants. Adderall, for adhd. Statins for cholesterol. Far more listed there.

          • phtheven@lemmy.world
            3 months

            The other replies have explained it to you, but neither of them acknowledged your greeting. Hello!

            • Akasazh@lemmy.worldEnglish
              3 months

              This is OP explaing it about an hour ago

            • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
              3 months

              You don’t have to eat it, it’s good for other… activities.

                • IndiBrony@lemmy.worldEnglish
                  3 months

                  Only if you exercise the proper technique.

                    • chunkystyles@sopuli.xyzEnglish
                      3 months

                      I can hear it.

                  • Paradachshund@lemmy.today
                    3 months

                    I can’t decide if this is a grapefruit hating joke or an “in this economy?” joke

                      • ickplant@lemmy.world
                        3 months

                        It’s a “everyone is on some sort of antidepressant “ joke, at least to me.

                          • Paradachshund@lemmy.today
                            3 months

                            Oh does grapefruit affect that? That sounds right now that I know that.

                              • kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                                3 months

                                A lot of psychoactive medicines will literally just kill you if you eat grapefruit lol.

                                In the one medication I know about, grapefruit prevents your body from filtering the medication out of your blood, eventually causing the levels in your blood to become lethal

                                  • lengau@midwest.social
                                    3 months

                                    Which medicine? I think I just found ONE NEAT HACK and DRUG COMPANIES will HATE ME!

                                  • apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world
                                    3 months

                                    Affects a lot of medications, not just antidepressants.

                              • gukleszl4hs48ughgxhr5xgd@fedia.io
                                3 months

                                “Funny”

                                  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
                                    3 months

                                    Imagine if you were being held at gun point and the only way to save your life was to tell a joke, and this was the joke you chose to tell.

                                  • Jentu@lemmy.mlEnglish
                                    3 months

                                    Well at least my activated charcoal infused orange juice doesn’t affect anything.

                                    …

                                    It doesn’t affect anything, right?

                                      • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works
                                        3 months

                                        On the topic of drug interactions, make sure you are not taking Allegra for allergies. Oh, wait – you said activated charcoal? Nevermind.

                                      • Cruxifux@feddit.nl
                                        3 months

                                        sometimes I think the stereotype of Americans being overweight and slovenly is an exaggeration, but then I see shit like this.

                                          • ickplant@lemmy.world
                                            3 months

                                            It’s literally a joke about how grapefruit interacts poorly with medications, but ok.

                                              • FiskFisk33@startrek.website
                                                3 months

                                                oh, I hadn’t the slightest

                                                • Cruxifux@feddit.nl
                                                  3 months

                                                  really? Weird.

                                                • superfes@lemmy.world
                                                  3 months

                                                  I don’t even get it…

                                                  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
                                                    3 months

                                                    It’s lovely when someone shows their inability to stop and think by making blatantly mindless comments.

                                                    It’s lovely because it’s absolutely hilarious.

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