TLDW:
Brazil is requiring OS level age verification by march 17th, 2026.
New York about to vote on a law that would “require all manufacturers of internet-enabled devices, operating systems, or application stores to conduct commercially reason-able and technically feasible age assurance for users at the point of device activation.”
In order to “incentivize” age verification, The Federal Trade Commission (FTC) has announced that they will ignore COPPA violations for software performing age verification.

The cyberpunk dystopia times arrive at last.
Can’t wait for mohawks to come back in style 🌈🤘
There must be some kind of higher-managed plan on this man. Everything seems to be so sudden and coordinated it just cant be a coincidence. I am NOT giving my ID to use my computer
My router hasn’t confirmed shes over 14, please advice, it’s getting probed by the USA president.
Wait, the Dear Leader’s member is RJ45-sized? Wow, that’s even more pathetic than I had anticipated.
And shape. The tab must be why he is so cranky.
With my YT, Steam, and email account being old enough to drink, will they till force me to upload ID?
Yes. Because this is not about verifying your age; that’s just the pretext. This is about identifying you and remotely being able to lock you out of the devices you longer own and control.
But then again, if you use YouTube and Steam, you’re not in control or own anything, so…
One question:
"On your first computer, how did you open a program?
Load “*”,8,1 ✅
program.exe ✅
Double click the icon ✅
“Program? Is that like an app?” ❌
Load “*”,8,1

Stop it. You guys are making me feel young.
Load “*”,8,1 - However, this would not open a specific program, just the first file on the specified drive (if I remember correctly). For a specific program, you would have to name the program.
I’ve heard about gringos saying all of this about Brazil forcing age verification, but I literally cannot find any article in any Brazilian news website talking about this. So either this entire thing is a hallucination or someone got the wrong info.
Maybe he would be onboard if it was called “age verification, to make sure you’re not exposed to trans people”…
Lemmy users upvoting Brian Lunduke is surprising. He’s very right wing from what I remember
He’s nuts, but even nuts can do something well time to time. Just look at pistachios.
When they make it law to have age verification in your operating system, only outlaws will have operating systems without age verification.
I guess I’m an outlaw then. Enjoy your visit to the wild west, we will always have illegal operating systems aplenty.
can we stop linking to lunduke (he’s a transphobe chud)
He’s a small hat zionest
Interesting discussion on this from yesterday on the NixOS forums:
https://discourse.nixos.org/t/compliance-with-u-s-age-verification-laws/75791
Wow they really are just pushing it now lol.
Who wants this?
Christians. Republicans. ICE. MAGA.
What about the UK, Australia and the European Union, then?
The evil Christians don’t stop their nonsense at borders. That shit is universal, man.
ice?
Groups that want to remove anonymity from the internet.
13 days 😂 Tell me you don’t know how software development works or how operating systems are developed without telling me.
Unless someone already has age verification ready to go and wanted to be a monopoly for a while.
CTO at Microslop: QUICK, VIBE CODE THAT AGE VERIFICATION, WE GOTTA BE FIRST ON THIS
[turns the data center cooling pipes from the nearest freshwater lake up to 11]
This is my theory about California and age verification. As soon as alternative mobile operating system are getting better there’s suddenly a law about operating systems requiring age verification? Maybe I’m just paranoid.
HMMMMM kinda sus tho ngl (I’m serious)
looks at Palantir
And Persona (it’s from the same guy).
In order to “incentivize” age verification, The Federal Trade Commission (FTC) has announced that they will ignore COPPA violations for software performing age verification.
COPPA prevents companies from collecting data on minors without parental consent.
Sounds like the Epstein Class is still in charge of the FTC.
Feels weird upvoting this comment. I have to remind myself. It’s not you I’m mad at. You’re not the one doing this. You’re just the messanger.
Yeah, this does not sound like it’s going to make our children any safer.
The irony knows no bounds, the one half decent reason age verification could exists for is so these companies have no more excuses to ignore coppa because now they can just pretend everyone is a consenting adult.
The fact that there will be a signal implying a user is an adult will give all sorts of bad actors plausible deniability, perhaps even legal protection, for exploiting children, who will of course be bypassing it









