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Funny@sh.itjust.worksbycm0002@literature.cafe
4 hours

DJ just doing his job

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    • 13igTyme@piefed.socialEnglish
      3 hours

      People are fighting at your wedding and you’re getting mad at the DJ…

        • glimse@lemmy.world
          49 minutes

          Personally I always get mad at the fake DJ when he makes a punchline at the end of my joke wedding text

          • FenrirIII@lemmy.world
            2 hours

            Apparently someone has never been to a southern wedding.

              • 13igTyme@piefed.socialEnglish
                56 minutes

                I’m originally from North Florida, which is basically Georgia/Alabama. I’ve been to many weddings and am also married. I’ve seen maybe two arguments, but never a fight.

                Southern hospitality extends to weddings and most never have issues.

                • its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                  2 hours

                  A southern wedding with our at least 3 deaths is considered a boring affair.

              • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works
                3 hours

                • Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zipEnglish
                  3 hours

                  I saw a video once of some people getting into a fight near a party and when the dj switches to the rocky theme you can visibly see the fighters getting pumped up. It was hilarious.

                    • whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                      2 hours

                      I demand a link

                        • Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zipEnglish
                          1 hour

                          https://redlib.freedit.eu/r/fightporn/comments/o9ygdc/fight_after_a_party_and_dj_starts_playimg_rocky/

                        • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldEnglish
                          3 hours

                          When the rocky theme starts you know you’re about to get your ass whooped.

                        • EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip
                          2 hours

                          FINISH HIM!!!

                          • ramble81@lemmy.zip
                            2 hours

                            A good DJ know when to drop the beat.

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