- 13 days
lmao, this whole comment section is hilarious. everyone knows you should only pee and poop in the shower. that way you never have to wash your hands! #WAFFLESTOMP
- AnEye@lemmy.mlEnglish12 days
Those men in here that clearly don’t wipe the piss off your dicks - just know that anyone willing to put their mouth there can TASTE IT later.
Well, you see, I can go DAYS without anyone putting their face near my crotch.
13 daysExactly! If you don’t wipe, you’ll end up with piss droplets in your underwear.
- 13 days
“I’m” typically not the one to spell check but you got a problem with your eye there
Totally came to say that. I rinse but don’t use soap in some circumstances.
- 13 days
The answer is exactly what you think it is: laziness.
- TachyonTele@piefed.socialEnglish13 days
I like tagging the people that think they have a good reason for not washing their hands. It’s fun seeing them in the wild.
- 11 days
I wash my hands before touching my doodle, I work in a clinic and I do not want to touch myself with the things I’ve been touching that day even with gloves on.
- 11 days
I knew a guy who didn’t eat anything spicy because he went to the bathroom right after eating spicy food.
Now I wash my hands 3+ plus times after eat something spicy and going to pee
- 13 days
All yall need to know about washing your hands every fucking time you go to bathroom. And people who use hand sanitizer all the time get sicker more. Killing your immune system.
- 13 days
The people who don’t wash their hands seem to believe that the only reason to wash is if they get pee on themselves.
I have to imagine they only bathe if they pee their pants or something.
They don’t seem to have a problem with people touching their genitals or dirty surfaces and then immediatly handling other people’s food, shaking hands, or sucking on their fingers.
I only wash my clothes if pee or poop myself…
I think I washed my clothes last time last decade? That was a waste! But you know, better safe than sorry!
/s
Ok, but if I pee I don’t touch any genitals?!
Edit: Pull pants down. Sit. Pee. Pull pants up. Leave. I’m not saying I’m not washing my hands, but I’m not touching my dick either.
- 13 days
Sometimes I do it before, not after, because UTI. Hands are dirtier than any other part of you, generally speaking. Usually after, but it’s just an opportunity to wash my hands in general - I don’t really think touching toilet paper to my pussy is going to get my hands dirty. So yeah, I wash my hands because it’s a convenient time to do that.
- 13 days
Maybe not but you probably still peeled your dick off your sweaty balls.
- 13 days
The door handles and surfaces in public toilets are not clean either. It is not just your own piss that matters.
- 11 days
No that’s why you use a paper town (supposed to say towels, stupid autocorrect) to open the door
- 12 days
Yes that is an issue. Personally I avoid touching handles in public toilets without some tissue in my hand. I usually grab some on my way out.
I’m vegan. My poop is actually cleaner than the rest of the world
Sounds like you might want to read about splashback:
it would not be unlikely for urine droplets to travel a distance of 5 feet to the side of the urinator,” Dr. Truscott tells us in an email. “And if someone were standing next to him, they would most definitely get small droplets OF THE OTHER MAN’S URINE on their pants and shoes
Your hands are almost certainly getting covered in your own pee unless you’re a sitter. If you’re a sitter, then you’re probably still touching something in the bathroom that someone else peed or splashed on. Either way, wash your hands!
- 13 days
“covered in your own pee” is quite the exaggeration. Much like the person above saying a drop or 2 of piss from not wiping after yourself means you have “piss soaked” underwear.
I’m so weary of overly exaggerated claims. People ruined the word literally by using it in the exact opposite of it’s actual meaning. It is now a meaningless word. Good job lazy fucks
- TachyonTele@piefed.socialEnglish13 days
Same question bud. You still use your hand. Id hope. Unless you just sit and pray.
- TachyonTele@piefed.socialEnglish13 days
I don’t let my junk touch the bowl or water. Stand like a man, and wash your hands.
- AnEye@lemmy.mlEnglish12 days
I do 99 time out of 100, but imma point out that if I’m just urinating, I can go to the bathroom without touching anything but my belt loops. So what would be the reason to wash, if anything wetting hands would increase the chance of contamination.
- 12 days
Because peeing spreads around microscopic pee particles that go many places. Same for flushing after pooping squirts poop particles around.
IIRC, that luteral crap can spread around 2 meters of a toilet
- 13 days
The instant you touch literally any surface in that bathroom - public or private - you have somebody’s poop on you.
For that reason alone, you should wash your hands.
In fact, I know one guy who washes the public toilet seat - soap and all - before he sits. Can’t blame him, really.
- locuester@lemmy.zipEnglish13 days
If true, this extends out of the bathroom. Poop doesn’t magically disappear at that barrier
- 13 days
Because I believe my actions in the “third” act will more accurately define how much of a monster I truly am.
