• 18 hours

    Rofl Microslop.

    Users: We just want OS wide dark mode, AI not rammed down our throats, and non stop ads, and hopefully updates that don’t break everything repeatedly.

    MS: We hear you loud and clear! We’re implementing AI into every single thing and the ADs will now be targeted based on information we’ve stol…collected from you!

    MS: I don’t get it, why does everyone hate us?

    • 22 minutes

      At home? Sure. On my computer-owned, locked down, and corporate IT monitored work laptop? Abso-fucking-lutely not!

    • 20 hours

      I think that the major selling point of Notepad is that it’s installed everywhere already.

  • TLDR: they didn’t do anything except remove the copilot branding

  • 1 day

    idk why but the AI integration into Notepad makes me always laugh. Its a perfectly fine pre-installed text editor which just does its job to occasionally open a textfile or to eg quickly edit two lines in an .ini. Its biggest new feature in 20 or 30 years was the addition of tabs with Win11. But beyond that its almost useless. If you want to do anything more involved you better download one of the many alternatives with actual features to get shit done.

    Its just so nonsensical to me to add AI to this class of product. Why? Same with paint. Paint is fine for what it is. But what the fuck am i supposed to do with AI in such a simplistic program? Its so stupid.

    • They are so so desperate to find a use case to this trash tech they dump billions into and ruined all their other software offerings for, with no outlook for profit yet.

            • There is what used to be the “Mail App” that was introduced with Win10. That was renamed to Outlook. A new Outlook was then installed automatically that was called Outlook (new). At some point, Outlook was renamed "Outlook (classic) and Outlook (new) was renamed “Outlook”. On top of that there is the Outlook that is part of the MS Office suite, if you have that installed.

              I’m not entirely sure how accurate my memory of this desaster is, though. I don’t use Windows on my personal machines, I noticed this on a friend’s computer I was fixing.

    • I rage installed obsidian at work because of notepad. I wouldn’t call it “perfectly fine” by any means.

      Notepad is extremely slow and bloated. Obsidian loads faster and never loses scratch pad sessions (probably because they don’t exist and are stored)

      Obsidian is some massive electron app and runs better than notepad.

      • 17 hours

        My company discontinued access to notepad++. Fortunately, that same week they added vs code. If stripped to the bare minimum it’s a serviceably fast text editor. (FOSS has to be approved by IT)

      • 1 day

        Fair, maybe i should have worded it notepad was perfectly fine. Havent touched the win11 version for 2 years now.

      • 1 day

        Obsidian loads faster then notepad? Thats surprising, considering its a full blown markdown editor with plugins and tons of features.

        But yeah, Microsoft stopped caring about windows speed and quality long time ago.

        • 23 hours

          It’s completely shocking to me, something is fatally wrong with native windows applications

  • 23 hours

    That’s Notepad in the screenshot? I haven’t used Windows in years, but I remember Notepad being the one that didn’t do rich text. Did they just fold Wordpad into Notepad and add Copilot?

    • 12 hours

      So now notepad is the worst of both worlds. It doesn’t do rich text formatting but it does support some random markdown features. But only some, not all. So it’s useless as a markdown editor.

      Oh and it has tabs now and saves on exit, which fortunately you can turn off.

    • It doesn’t do rtf. You can change the typeface but it applies to the whole document.

      Wordpad is still available free, it’s just not a default install.

    • 12 hours

      Not really. WordPad supported rtf and things like embedded images. It has been obsoleted by MS.

      Notepad doesn’t do rtf, but they did add markdown support. Which I think is an ok feature. The bad part is the application now also includes AI and other unnecessary features and doesn’t feel as snappy and fast as the old one.

    • Yep.

      They paywalled basic-ass Wordpad a few years ago. Yet another reason why I started using LibreOffice.

  • 1 day

    As soon as marketing people say things like ‘focussing on experiences’ you realise they do not know how people use Windows.

      • 18 hours

        I do recommend against things that suck, however

        which is just about everything microslop touches

        • Same reason why somebody won’t tell somebody else “you should use that specific bathroom stall” but they will “don’t use that specific bathroom stall”.

      • 21 hours

        Microsoft thinks it’s a very simple question, it has only two answers, you answer simply yes or ask me again in three days. That’s not rapey at all.

  • I went to Settings > Apps > Advanced app settings > App execution aliases and turned Notepad off so I can start the old one with win+r “notepad”.
    I only use it as a clipboard, my .txt, .log and .csv are all bound to open with notepad++.

      • Most of the KDE apps on Windows are broken in one way or another. Kate is the only one that works well in my experience. That being said, yes Linux is better.

      • 22 hours

        It was possible to replace Windows Task Bar with KDE Panel at one point (could be around KDE 4 times) and it was actually hilarious to use Windows with KDE (Dolphin and all). Certainly made Windows less terrible.

      • Honestly, just to experiment with it. I like to see what it can do. Also, because HD-DVD ripping is broken in MakeMKV on Linux. I use Linux for 99℅ of my computing tasks. My main system runs CachyOS and I have been using Linux as my daily driver for around six years. I don’t trust Windows to do most things.

      • Mostly because it’s what I’m used to. They’re both pretty comperable.

  • I have to use Shitdows 11 for work and honestly, I want to perform a lobotomy on myself because each fucking time I want to close the Notepad, Shitdows doesn’t allow me because “It have to sync”, why the fuck should a notepad sync???

      • 24 hours

        Nah, that’s probably because I have to use a Microsoft account and sync that stupid notepad with my Microsoft account, but why would someone (in general, not this company) would like to sync their notes between devices? Why is so hard to Microsoft to just leave a plain .txt in some directory instead of uploading it to the cloud? And yeah, I know is to sell your data

  • 22 hours

    Windows is pretty bad and their management are soulless husks.

    They could rip out all the AI garbage and I wouldn’t trust that they learned anything. Fuck 'em.

    Linux is free and meet all my needs.

  • “hey, everyone hates Copilot! Let’s change its name to something else!”