• daannii@lemmy.worldEnglish
    8 hours

    “Sorry, I already have a boyfriend/girlfriend.”

    Implying that everything they said or done was to get your romantic attention.

    It was trending a few years ago but never caught on fully.

    Still good.

  • TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world
    10 hours

    Big fan of a slow disapproving head shake and a thumbs down. Especially in road rage situations (or any time I see a Cybertruck).

    • khannie@lemmy.worldEnglish
      6 hours

      I only recently discovered the power of the thumbs down in the car. It is magical.

  • 4am@lemmy.zip
    10 hours

    I have to thank the one and only James May for introducing me to “you witless dishcloth”

  • Today@lemmy.world
    13 hours

    I saw one here the other day calling someone a soup fork. I’ve been using that for people who are completely useless.

  • ashenone@lemmy.ml
    13 hours

    I work with an older lady who hits people with “you’re so pretty” when they do or ask something stupid and I love it.

    • GreyEyedGhost@piefed.caEnglish
      13 hours

      I first saw this used by Hugh Hefner in some reality TV show with some of his bimbos in Venice. One of them said how cool it was to be where Al Capone was born and he responded with, “You’re so pretty.” Of course, she absolutely took the compliment at face value.