I don’t get the assumption behind jokes like this. You aren’t required to stop everything, ignore your partner, and fall asleep immediately after reaching orgasm.

I guess I’ll have to learn Icelandic then. It’s a shame that there’s no easier way to access vampire erotica.

More overtly erotic? How is that possible, unless there’s a sex scene?

I applied and they never responded. I failed the Turing test?