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Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldbySatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
4 days

They should make boxers with pockets

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    • forestbeasts@pawb.social
      22 hours

      Pretty sure they do actually! We were at the store once and saw some underwear with pockets. Looked like a neat concept.

      – Frost

      • Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafeEnglish
        4 days

        That would be called shorts

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldEnglish
            4 days

            Shorts and boxers are fundamentally different and it’s not just because of the pockets.

              • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
                4 days

                The omly real difference is the dick hole. 🤷‍♂️

                  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldEnglish
                    4 days

                    People don’t run away screaming when I’m wearing shorts.

                      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
                        4 days

                        Well yeah. There’s no hole for your scary dick to peek out of. 😌

                          • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldEnglish
                            4 days

                            Your shorts don’t have dick holes?

                              • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
                                4 days

                                Only my jean shorts. My gym shorts and lounge shorts have no fly at all. I gotta pee like Butters when I wear those.

                                  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldEnglish
                                    4 days

                                    No shirt?

                              • Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafeEnglish
                                4 days

                                Hahahaha

                            • village604@adultswim.fanEnglish
                              4 days

                              They’re called pajama or sleep shorts.

                          • toomanypancakes@crazypeople.onlineEnglish
                            4 days

                            Like one giant pouch on the ass to hold your bourbon while you’re walking around your house pantsless?

                              • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldEnglish
                                4 days

                                I use this.

                                I either fill it with brum or brakda.

                                  • toomanypancakes@crazypeople.onlineEnglish
                                    4 days

                                    Those are great for hidden soup, too!

                                      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldEnglish
                                        4 days

                                        Yeah if you like burned nipples.

                                          • Davel23@fedia.io
                                            4 days

                                            Don’t pretend like you don’t.

                                            • otacon239@lemmy.world
                                              4 days

                                              Nah, you do it room temp. Nothing like some refreshing clam chowder on a jog!

                                      • DougPiranha42@lemmy.world
                                        4 days

                                        But they already have!

                                        • place phone or other item to side of thigh lined up with bottom of the trunk
                                        • roll up
                                        • tuck rubber band under item

                                        Done.

                                        • LeapSecond@lemmy.zip
                                          4 days

                                          More likely to happen than women’s clothes with pockets

                                          • Steve@communick.newsEnglish
                                            4 days

                                            SCOTTeVEST makes them

                                              • d-RLY?@lemmy.ml
                                                4 days

                                                This should be at the top since it seems to be what the OP wants.

                                              • 𝜯𝐞𝐡 𝜝𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐤𝐢@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                4 days

                                                They kinda do already. But it’s just one and it’s front and center.

                                                  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldEnglish
                                                    4 days

                                                    My cell phone falls out of that one.

                                                      • Munkisquisher@lemmy.nz
                                                        4 days

                                                        Wrap your willy around it then

                                                          • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldEnglish
                                                            4 days

                                                            My dick wouldn’t go around the narrow side.

                                                              • MagicShel@lemmy.zipEnglish
                                                                4 days

                                                                Well wrap it length-wise like the rest of us.

                                                        • garbagebagel@lemmy.world
                                                          4 days

                                                          You guys have enough fucking pockets, let the women have some

                                                            • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldEnglish
                                                              4 days

                                                              There’s enough pockets for everyone.

                                                                • garbagebagel@lemmy.world
                                                                  4 days

                                                                  No according to Big Pocket there isn’t.

                                                              • XeroxCool@lemmy.world
                                                                4 days

                                                                For a phone? Waistband tuck in the bikini bridge gets me by most of the time. But really, the solution for me is just keep some gym shorts handy.

                                                                • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
                                                                  4 days

                                                                  They do. My boxers have pockets.

                                                                  • isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                                                                    4 days

                                                                    But then you would have to lose the pockets on your pants! You would have to replace pants pockets with pass-through holes, so you could actually access the boxer pockets.

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