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Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldbyDeadNinja@lemmy.world
1 year

When you count, your lips don't touch until 1 million.

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    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
      1 year

      What if I say “um” somewhere because I lost my place?

        • Flagstaff@programming.devEnglish
          1 year

          Then it’s your fault for not saying “uh” instead!

        • adarza@lemmy.caEnglish
          1 year

          that’s one hell of a water bill if you were in the shower counting to one million.

            • Engywook@lemm.ee
              1 year

              Not if you count using a logarithmic base 10 scale!

                • kernelle@0d.gs
                  1 year

                  Just yell 10! and you’ve counted way further already

                • AeronMelon@lemmy.world
                  1 year

                  When the thoughts get so deep you turn the water off and just stand there.

                • Owl@mander.xyz
                  1 year

                  In English*

                    • espentan@lemmy.world
                      1 year

                      Yup, I can’t get past 5 in Norwegian.

                        • dubyakay@lemmy.ca
                          1 year

                          I got to three ín Hungarian.

                          • JackGreenEarth@lemm.eeEnglish
                            1 year

                            It’s ‘fem’ in Swedish too, guessing it’s something similar in Norwegian? In Hebrew the first is 5 too (Chamesh/חמש), so that’s an interesting pattern

                              • espentan@lemmy.world
                                1 year

                                Yes, it’s ‘fem’ in Norwegian, too…

                          • 58008@lemmy.worldEnglish
                            1 year

                            they do if u kiss me

                              • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                1 year

                                They do if you kiss yourself in the mirror, but only on the lips

                                  • SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zipEnglish
                                    1 year

                                    You can only kiss your lips in the mirror

                                      • TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz
                                        1 year

                                        Wise man once said.

                                        Another thought to disturb restful slumber, especially if you are vain: in a mirror you can kiss yourself only on the lips.

                                          • ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                            1 year

                                            Geez, how many accounts does Neil have here…

                                              • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
                                                1 year

                                                Not enough, Lemmy is embarrassingly credulous at times.

                                      • djmikeale@lemm.eeEnglish
                                        1 year

                                        En, to, tre, fire, fem.

                                        1000000 / 5 = 200000

                                        Here’s the proof that Danish is 200.000 times better than English.

                                          • RandomVideos@programming.dev
                                            1 year

                                            In romanian, it ends at 4. Romanian is 25% better than dutch and 250000 times better than english

                                              • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
                                                1 year

                                                250000 times better than english

                                                That’s a very low bar tho

                                              • InverseParallax@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                1 year

                                                1 more and you learn why Swedish is superior.

                                                  • anomnom@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                    1 year

                                                    One more and Germans get in on the action. And they get to say sechs (sex) right before.

                                                  • MoonlightFox@lemmy.world
                                                    1 year

                                                    As long as you have that ridiculous “to og en halvfjers” counting system, you do not have a superior system 😉

                                                      • djmikeale@lemm.eeEnglish
                                                        1 year

                                                        Haha! Yeah truth be told, our number system is completely stupid 😂

                                                          • MoonlightFox@lemmy.world
                                                            1 year

                                                            Besides the number system you got most things under control in Denmark.

                                                            You also have one of the greatest shows, Klovn 😂

                                                              • djmikeale@lemm.eeEnglish
                                                                1 year

                                                                Well thank you! Although I find Klovn to be too cringe for me, I do agree on the other statement, I feel incredibly lucky to be born here, where even born into unfortunate circumstances, it’s still possible to get a successful life.

                                                                  • MoonlightFox@lemmy.world
                                                                    1 year

                                                                    I have watched every episode, it’s hilarious. Episodes ranging from them trying “the godfather of drugs” (heroin), to him stealing a wheelchair. I guess it might be too much for some people though, my wife can not watch it for similar reasons.

                                                                    I feel the same way about being born in Norway. I come from unfortunate circumstances as you call it, and I am doing well. This is thanks to the extensive free education that I have gotten.

                                                            • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                              1 year

                                                              Speaking as a fellow Dane, I reject your “touch lips quickly while counting” criteria for language quality, especially since English is much more versatile and universally useful for communication and thus better 😁

                                                            • bremen15@feddit.org
                                                              1 year

                                                              Found the american.

                                                                • neidu3@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                                  1 year

                                                                  I only have to count to 5

                                                                    • plim@feddit.dk
                                                                      1 year

                                                                      fem?

                                                                        • neidu3@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                                          1 year

                                                                          Ja

                                                                            • Test_Tickles@lemmy.world
                                                                              1 year

                                                                              Don’t laugh at him it’s not nice.

                                                                          • InverseParallax@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                            1 year

                                                                            https://youtu.be/u8ccGjar4Es

                                                                            • DampCanary@lemmy.world
                                                                              1 year

                                                                              same, but it’s pet (five)

                                                                            • samus12345@lemm.eeEnglish
                                                                              1 year

                                                                              It applies to any English-speaking country, which makes sense since it’s written in English.

                                                                            • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
                                                                              1 year

                                                                              I love this! It doesn’t seem like it could possibly be true, but my 30 seconds of testing haven’t debunked it.

                                                                              • wieson@feddit.org
                                                                                1 year

                                                                                7 sieben, Bruder

                                                                                  • Drekaridill@feddit.isÍslenska
                                                                                    1 year

                                                                                    5 fimm, bróðir

                                                                                  • Fleur_@aussie.zone
                                                                                    1 year

                                                                                    And then they touch for every number until 1 trillion

                                                                                    • Diddlydee@feddit.ukEnglish
                                                                                      1 year

                                                                                      My lips touch when I say one.

                                                                                        • plim@feddit.dk
                                                                                          1 year

                                                                                          jedem?

                                                                                            • bramen49@lemmy.ml
                                                                                              1 year

                                                                                              dwa?

                                                                                            • ToastedRavioli@midwest.social
                                                                                              1 year

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                                                                                            • Whulum@lemm.ee
                                                                                              1 year

                                                                                              Oh shiiit thats trippy!

                                                                                              • nore {she/her}@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                                                                1 year

                                                                                                Portuguese (Brasil): 1 (um)

                                                                                                  • Homosexual sapiens@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                                                                                    1 year

                                                                                                    Is this this case in Brasil? In european portuguese your lips don’t touch for um

                                                                                                      • nore {she/her}@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                                                                        1 year

                                                                                                        Yeah, forgot to specify ;P

                                                                                                    • sit@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                                                                      1 year

                                                                                                      Fümf

                                                                                                      Lies.

                                                                                                        • raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world
                                                                                                          1 year

                                                                                                          Sieben

                                                                                                          • allan@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                                                                                            1 year

                                                                                                            Fem :(

                                                                                                              • ahvenkukko@sopuli.xyz
                                                                                                                1 year

                                                                                                                Kolme - that’s 3 in Finnish

                                                                                                              • raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                1 year

                                                                                                                Sieben

                                                                                                                  • sit@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                                                                                    1 year

                                                                                                                    Siem

                                                                                                                • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
                                                                                                                  1 year

                                                                                                                  Made me silently count to ten to confirm. Mind expanded.

                                                                                                                    • BleatingZombie@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                      1 year

                                                                                                                      I’m still counting

                                                                                                                    • Opinionhaver@feddit.ukEnglish
                                                                                                                      1 year

                                                                                                                      Unless I do it in my native language, Finnish. Then I’ll only get to three.

                                                                                                                        • mastertigurius@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                          1 year

                                                                                                                          Norwegians are supreme in the Nordics. We can count to five.

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                                                                                                                        • Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
                                                                                                                        • When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
                                                                                                                        • More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else

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