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Funny@sh.itjust.worksbyickplant@lemmy.world
2 months

It's a legitimate question

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    • Sundray@lemmus.orgEnglish
      2 months

      It goes inside the body 😉 .

        • A_norny_mousse@feddit.org
          2 months

          Damn. Too slick for me.

          • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
            2 months

            Which hole?

              • Sundray@lemmus.orgEnglish
                2 months

                Dealer’s choice.

                  • Fuck u/spez@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                    2 months

                    Instructions unclear, pickle stuck in nostril.

              • Ricky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.com
                2 months

                They’re even textured for our pleasure…

                  • datavoid@sh.itjust.works
                    2 months

                    Ewwww

                      • ByteJunk@lemmy.world
                        2 months

                        There’s also smooth ones if you hate the texture that much.

                        Or for a different, more velvet-y feel, you could go with courgettes?

                        If this isn’t hitting the spot, there’s always eggplants, and if you’re feeling crazy, there’s a whole universe of pumpkins and squashes for the brave to explore.

                          • datavoid@sh.itjust.works
                            2 months

                            Apparently my Wayne’s World reference was not well received

                            • FooBarrington@lemmy.world
                              2 months

                        • RheumatoidArthritis@mander.xyz
                          2 months

                          174 upvotes and no comment about how AI fucked up the tops so they look like zucchinis?

                            • mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyzEnglish
                              2 months

                              they have a flared base for safety

                              • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world
                                2 months

                                Are there not any actual photos of cucumbers? Why do people need AI for everything?!

                                  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
                                    2 months

                                    They needed extra knobby ones

                                  • A_norny_mousse@feddit.org
                                    2 months

                                    I’m guessing there’s many different types of cucumbers, but now that you said it, yeah, definitely ai and definitely somehow a mix of cucumber and zucchini, although all these plants are related anyhow.

                                      • Honytawk@feddit.nl
                                        2 months

                                        What makes you so certain it is AI?

                                        Might just be a special type of cucumber. And I don’t see anything wrong with the straw. Even the contrast looks normal. So I’m guessing it is not AI at all.

                                    • Kn1ghtDigital@lemmy.zip
                                      2 months

                                      Instructions unclear, cucumber stuck in ceiling fan

                                      • Ioughttamow@fedia.io
                                        2 months

                                        An offering to the house spirit

                                        • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldEnglish
                                          2 months

                                          They look like dicks.

                                            • ByteJunk@lemmy.world
                                              2 months

                                              Green dicks with chickenpox.

                                              • smeenz@lemmy.nzEnglish
                                                2 months

                                                Not the fast food kind

                                              • Naich@lemmings.world
                                                2 months

                                                The clue is in the name.

                                                • tio_bira@lemmy.world
                                                  2 months

                                                  Barenziah won’t approve

                                                  • imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                    2 months

                                                    Kukumba

                                                    • hmancuso@lemmy.world
                                                      2 months

                                                      Zukumber?

                                                      • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todayEnglish
                                                        2 months

                                                        Ah yes, the tried and true sex funny.

                                                        • otter@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                          2 months

                                                          to*

                                                          • glorkon@lemmy.world
                                                            2 months

                                                            For my fellow Germans (in case you don’t know the video yet).

                                                            (Explanation: It’s a German language clip taken from an obscure TV station, apparently about health tips for women or something like that. The moderator talks about how beneficial it is to your health to “put a cucumber in your juicer first thing in the morning”, which makes the female guest laugh uncontrollably because of the unintended innuendo.)

                                                            • Diddlydee@feddit.ukEnglish
                                                              2 months

                                                              What on earth is that in the image?

                                                              Also, I loathe cucumber like no other food. It stinks and infects everything it is near.

                                                              I gather it is (or can be) a genetic thing. Either that or it’s objectively minging.

                                                                • chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world
                                                                  2 months

                                                                  Cucumbers naturally produce very bitter compounds known as cucurbitacins. These cytotoxins are bred out of the cucumbers by hybridization but they can always re-occur in plants that were cross-pollinated (usually unintentionally). Perhaps at one point you ate a cucumber containing some and you now have strongly aversive reactions to them?

                                                                    • Diddlydee@feddit.ukEnglish
                                                                      2 months

                                                                      I have never eaten a cucumber, except accidentally when it’s in a salad or sandwich. The smell alone is enough. It’s overbearing.

                                                                        • chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world
                                                                          2 months

                                                                          Oh okay. That’s really interesting! I love cucumbers, both fresh and pickled! I like the smell too. Nice and fresh!

                                                                      • tomenzgg@midwest.socialEnglish
                                                                        2 months

                                                                        (mostly just curious) Do you like pickles, any? Or does the cucumber flavor still come through?

                                                                          • Diddlydee@feddit.ukEnglish
                                                                            2 months

                                                                            Anything pickled is fine, as it just tastes of vinegar.

                                                                              • tomenzgg@midwest.socialEnglish
                                                                                2 months

                                                                                That’s what I would’ve figured but didn’t want to assume; thanks!

                                                                            • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
                                                                              2 months

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