- 2 months
Sucking your own dick feels a lot more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked.
- 2 months
It’s prehensile, so more like an elephant’s trunk than a tail. But let me tell you, it’s expensive with tailors and I’m really careful and nervous around closing doors. Don’t get me started with elevators.
- 2 months
more like an elephant’s trunk than a tail.
Eating in public must be really weird for you.
- 2 months
I don’t know. I think if we could all do that we’d just have new problems, like never leaving the house.
- 2 months
Yep, removing sexuality from humans would remove a lot of challenges.
(Also some positives. Don’t quote me on this)
- 2 months
Some men can do that. Go ahead and ask them if they are that much happier.
2 monthsI can suck my own dick by getting a tube just big enough for my penis to fit in and long enough to reach my mouth. 🤷♂️
- Janx@piefed.socialEnglish2 months
I thought it was self-censoring for no fucking reason.
EDIT: Never mind, sounds like it’s a parental feature on their device.
- 2 months
Oh it’s the family phone, there’s a feature on it that censors bad words, stupid mom put it. God.
- 2 months
I think testosterone has a lot to do with it. Anyone that started taking T can tell you that.
Amusing thought, but I don’t think most women can lick their own pussies either, and they (in general) don’t seem to be as fucked up as men (in general) are . . .
- 2 months
You know, I’ve met enough assholes on both sides to disprove this argument. It really seems like people will be shit regardless of gender.
In conclusion, everyone should suck their own genitals!
