Workers should learn AI skills and companies should use it because it’s a “cognitive amplifier,” claims Satya Nadella.
in other words please help us, use our AI
Did they ever have social permission in the first place?
Cute…like they need permission for anything.
So you admit it. You admit AI isn’t useful.
I’m all for an AI tax to offset the jobs replaced, with that tax going towards providing a universal basic income to those displaced workers, for life. Maybe then AI will actually be useful for something.
Buy my snake oil. It’s a cognitive amplifier. I just need several neighborhoods worth of electricity to make a bottle. Better find a use for this oil, otherwise I’ll get lynched!
- Microsoft CEO 2025.
You already don’t have social permission to do what you are doing, and that hasn’t stopped you. The world is bigger than the 10 people around your board’s table.
Isn’t there plenty of research it’s the opposite of a cognitive amplifier, people get cognitively lazy using ai.
That’s not how technology is supposed to work.
He could set an example by replacing himself with AI
Honestly, this is the most reasonable take I have heard from tech bros on ai so far… Use it for something useful and stop using it for garbage!
Ai has a million great uses that could make so many things so much easier, but instead we are building AI to undress women on twitter
Its a admission that it isn’t doing anything useful.
I hope all parties responsible for this garbage, including Microsoft will pay a huge price in the end. Fuck all these morons.
Stop shilling for these corporate assholes or you will own nothing and will be forced to be happy.
Just investing in better tech instead of stacking GPUs might suffice too
Quick! Jam it into toasters! Put LLMs into keyboards so they rewrite everything inputted! AI-powered screwdrivers!
“But we’re rendering naked children as fast as we can”
