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whaleross@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 11 hours ago

What do your teeth taste like?

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What do your teeth taste like?

whaleross@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 11 hours ago
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  • FishFace@piefed.social
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    Now THIS is a shower thought

  • drkt@scribe.disroot.org
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    5 hours ago

    why don’t you come and find out 👅👅👅

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    this is the fundamental meditation.

  • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Probably whatever you eat most often. Kind of how if one drinks too much coffee then they get stained.

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    They taste like tongue, and regret

  • toynbee@piefed.social
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    5 hours ago

    Bones from Star Trek

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    YOUR.MOTHER’S.GIANT.WARM.PPPPPERFECTLY. cooked meatloaf because she is an excellent cook and very hospitable

    • gilokee@lemmy.world
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      wow

      • TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world
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        That’s what I said after I GOT ALL WET AND SLOPPY WITH OP’S MOM because I helped her do the dishes after the delicious meatloaf dinner.

        That’s what a gentleman does before he LAYS SOME PIPE AND REARRANGES OP’S MOM’S plumbing situation because whoever did the pipe fitting before was clearly not certified, dang system looks like somebody threw spaghetti in a blender!

        • gilokee@lemmy.world
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          such a gentleman!

  • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    9 hours ago

    Composite dental filling flavor.

    • db2@lemmy.world
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      8 hours ago

      Silver mercury amalgammmmmmmmm

  • tronx4002@lemmy.world
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    9 hours ago

    Lick them and find out

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    11 hours ago

    Mouth

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    9 hours ago

    After brushing, mine taste like chocolate and peanutbutter.

  • JoshuaFalken@lemmy.world
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    America’s favourite chocolate, according to this post I just happened across.

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    What do you want them to taste like? 😘

  • gilokee@lemmy.world
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    9 hours ago

    bone

    • rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social
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      Teeth aren’t bone

      • Mothra@mander.xyz
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        But why can’t they taste like bone?

        • gilokee@lemmy.world
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          YEAH. They’re almost bone. Someone educate me, I’m too lazy to look it up.

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